being in the marauders fandom is one of the biggest blessings I've ever been blessed with but it's also made me a bit delusional
im also rlly used to calling ppl by their norm name soo Lily Potter???? Who tf is that?? I only know Lily Evans
Pandora Lovegood? No idea (love me some xenodora tho) who's that? I'm familiar with Pandora Rosier
Narcissa Malfoy, Andromeda Tonks and Bellatrix Lestrange? Naw, u mean narcissa black, andromeda black, and Bellatrix black?
Im also only functioning bc of my loves, my dearest darling-ist , my babies jegulus <3, wolfstar <3, rosekiller <3 and moreee
Wdym Remus was forced into a herosexual relationship with sirius' cousin's daughter?
Anyways I need sleep and yes it is like 4:30pm for me rn ok byee
I cackled at this
chocolate - jegulus microfic - platonic moonwater - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 258
“....so yeah,” Remus mumbled, biting slowly at the piece of chocolate in his hand and trying not to overthink the look on Regulus’s face. “That’s why I miss rounds sometimes. And that’s why James is missing occasionally. I’m…indisposed. And he helps. They all do. I understand if you think differently of me now, or you don’t want to be friends or..”
The younger boy blinked and sighed, scowling. “Remus, don’t be all self-deprecating, we both know I’m even more fucked up than you are. I just really wish you’d told me this about two weeks ago. Especially the Animagus part.”
Remus wrinkled his nose, confused. “What, why?” He wasn’t sure why a few weeks’ difference mattered that much. And really, the Animagus part was the least terrifying part of all.
“Because,” Regulus mumbled, grabbing for some candy as well, like he needed much more than chocolate to feel better, “Potter has been helping me with my Patronus Charm.”
“...So?” Remus asked, narrowing his eyes, still confused as to why that mattered.
The Slytherin gave him an embarrassed eye-roll. “Well…I finally summoned one. And…guess what animal it was?”
A grin slowly spread over Remus’s face as the answer hit him, and he couldn’t help but chuckle at the blush forming on Regulus’s cheeks. “What was it, Reg?” he asked, voice a bit sing-song.
“You know it was a fucking stag, you berk,” Regulus murmured, burying his face in his hands. All Remus could do was laugh. That explained why James had been even more insufferably cheerful than usual lately.
"Men never start drama", shut up and go open history books you uneducated peasant.
sending my prayers girl 🙏😭😃
You know what I find terrifying?
WHEN ONE OF THOSE NSFW 18+ BLOGS FOLLOW YOU OUT OF NOWHERE.
HELLO? NO I DONT WANT TO VIEW YOUR ‘CONTENT’
Then you just gotta pray they don’t interact with you.
I’m back and I’m terrified, SHE FUCKING DM’D ME
I’ll ignore that and never speak of this again.
ur gonna be great <3
everyone is doing this.... so will i
the notes thingy!! no rules. idk.
50 notes I'll drink water regularly
150 notes I'll fix my sleep schedule
300 notes I'll start saving money for the future
500 notes I'll come out to my family as bi
700 notes I'll come out to my boyfriend as bi
1000 notes I'll go to therapy
tagging some of yall to start the chain:))
@whydousernamesevenexist @kathryn-maraudersversion @mairon-goth-minion @noblehouseofgay @moonyswarmsweaters @earthisaweirdplace @look-a-gay @cool-lesbian-is-here @blueberry-b4gel
she'll never knoow
Yes mother I’m doing homework I say as I log onto tumblr dot com
Last part is practically my roman empire
if barty annoyed by regulus, he blow vape just to his face
regulus hiss like cat
Im that one girl who dont mess with the Black sisters
scissors 6 ft away plz
I’m not cutting my hair this year. Waist length hair come to me
I was so ahead of the curve, the curve became a sphere-- Chappell Roan my beloved
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