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putting “lying to kids is ok” on the table immediately looks bad. but theres nuance. because kids deserve to have as much context and respect as anyone else you live with. but also. telling them that leaving doors open will make ants carry away the entire house is necessary until their brains can quantify the heating&air bill

LEGIT BRO

Me:

No I'm totally fine I swear

Also me:

*Types "<character name> x reader" into tumblr search bar*

Turn the reblogs back on coward

he's the funniest person i know

😭😭

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

dark science beyond belief

Kellogg’s is making a Twitch channel for Tony the Tiger as a vtuber. It is the moral duty of everyone who can spare the time to do so to spam the most vile, repulsive, unabashedly horny nonsense in the chat, such that this cannot be maintained. Hold the line against the continual corporate takeover of our media. Become unprofitable.