Animaestro, A Summary

The fact that I’m seeing this reblogged on @great-akuma-ideas implies that Adrien gets akumatized over this and I am HERE for it

Plagg: Adrien and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.

Adrien: We what.

Marinette, 0.3 seconds before this happened:

TW: BLOOD, VIOLENCE, GORE UNDER CUT!

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Of all the lines from "We Didn't Start the Fire" that I expected to be relevant this week, "trouble in the Suez" was pretty far down the list

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

SO THAT'S HOW RENA COMMUNICATES WITH THE TEAM!!!!

FUCKING FINALLY!!!

Reveal Idea

reveal where mari MEANS to tell someone “bye!”

but INSTEAD

what she says is

“Bye-bye, little butterfly!”

Oh shoot I don’t know if it’s worth it anymore tbh. My wife might just stay in a coma now. I’m just not ready for that level of commitment or sacrifice

So if someone used the Ladybug & Cat Miraculous to mix spaghetti and sauce, do you think that would mean someone else's spaghetti would spontaniously separate into plain noodles and sauce?

Okay real talk I don't know anything about the lore behind using the ladybug and cat miraculouses together. But this IS very funny, so I'm going to say yes. Absolutely.

(adrien, stealing both miraculouses back from his dad): no, you know what? fuck you. *unsauces your noodles*

Damian, after Marinette silently hands him the mouse miraculous: Mullo, get squeaky!

Jason: ...Why are you wearing a mouse outfit, Damian...?

Tim: Oh my God, he became a furry!

Damian: *simply doesn’t care because he’s too busy cuddling all the Kwami except Mullo*

Marinette, concerned *sees Damian trying to pet all the kwami with tears in his eyes*: What's wrong Dami?

Damian *ready to start openly sobbing in despair*: I don't have enough hands!

Rest of the Batfam: What the actual fu-

The writer's blessing:

May you write 1,500 words with ease. May your characters be lively and not cardboard. May you need little editing. May your muse visit you as soon as you sit. May the Internet not distract you much. May your phone lie dormant while you write.