The Bowl Paradox

i have a 8 page essay due in 2 hours and have not started 

Falin..

My name... is Bu-sama。

俺様の名前は... ブ様。

My size: Big.

身長: 大きい。

My intelligence: Also big (genius).

知能指数：それも大きい(天才)。

My hobby: Getting stuck in a room.

趣味: 部屋に閉じ込められること。

the cacophony of buzzing

The Beetles, a band featuring at least one individual of every beetle species, all 350,000 of them

My heart cannot contain the love I have for you

It is spilling out into my soul

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days

tumblr entertain me

A Minecraft grass block. Please.

Today, Jesus is holding:

A minecraft grass block

I like being a trans man. I have the average strength of a cis man without the exploitable weakness of being kicked in the balls