Kidnapper: we have your son.
Hotch: but my son is with me right now.
Kidnapper: ..shit. then who is this? he asked to pour him 250 ml of chocolate milk because I quote “statistically-
Hotch: fuck they have Reid. BABY, HOLD ON I’M COMING!
It’s my 2nd boyfriends crown birthday!!
Happy birthday bae😝
womb
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
You can only reblog this today.
why did I just watch Ben 10 for the first time and i always thought ben was dating gwen…. THEY WERE COUSINS??!!
SOMEONE GET ME A RAVI SINGH. THIS MAN IS THE GREENEST FLAG ALIVE GIVE ME ONE. 😩
Need a third?
personally i think those songs fit those jhutch characters :D pt1?
DEREK DANFORTH: Money, Money, Money by Abba
BILLY : Lovers on the sun- david guetta
JOSH FUTTURMAN: Video Game lover by idk
NICK BRADY: Moonlight Shadow by Mike Oldflied
MIKE SCHMIDT: Hailies Song by eminem
CLAPTON DAVIS: 18 by anarbor
@claptondavis @mike-schmidtten @futturmangamez @onenonlydanforth @billyburned
i’m over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child
thanks @dingus0401
tagging:
@maratjuana-but-spicy @mandarinmoons
call me ari, she/her, bi, not so proud american, MINOR, mclaren fan
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