Last Song: B-U-R-N-T By The Oozes

You are??!?!?! (I mean that as a compliment)

You ever see something happen in the news on the internet and just go well this might as well happen guess humanity was a mistake

I hereby give you a gold star

You ever puke on an empty stomach and it feels like you're turning into a werewolf? Well unluckily I have and my professional opinion is: that shit sucks yo

Guys I have so much shit to do but here I am doing none of it

Well good news my cat would be pissed if I stopped living! And you can't upset the kitty cat

Imma do a thing

10 notes and I'll exercise

50 notes and I'll fold my laundry

100 notes and I do my laundry

300 notes and I clean my room

500 notes and I try to stop lying altogether

1000 notes and I clean my bathroom

1100 notes and I rebuild my stamina

1500 notes and I finish a work

2000 notes and I exercise every day

Green = done

HOLY SHIT DUDE

Also I added more goals bc this is popping off.

Ok. Wow. 300. We made it. I'll do it later today :).

nice thought but.... uh

guys I think we're all going to be ok

What do I draw?

Help me please I need something to draw

Guys I'm convinced Ariana Grande is a war criminal.

(I was right about Mr beast too)

The public (I think) school system for ya. Fuck public school.

Teagan Crashes The Fuck Out

I’m so sick of all these tests and exams. Just let me go home. Stop making me do stuff, you’re making my brain hurt. Stop being so loud and obnoxious, no one thinks you’re cute. No one thinks you’re funny. No one likes your racist Asian jokes. Just let me have my… what? Summer break is a day shorter than two months?!? YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THAT HELLHOLE

ON

JULY

THIRTY

FUCKING

FIRST?!?!????

NAHHHHHH FUCK YOU. TO WHOEVER MADE THAT DECISION, I HOPE EVERY TIME YOU WALK INTO A ROOM, YOU FORGET WHY YOU WENT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF YOUR PILLOW ARE WARM. I HOPE YOU STEP BAREFOOT ON THE MYSTERY SPOT ON YOUR CARPET. I HOPE YOU BITE INTO A SOFT FOOD AND GET SOMETHING CRUNCHY. I HOPE YOU BITE INTO A HOT FOOD ANS INSTEAD OF WARMNESS, YOU GET THAT DISGUSTING HALF COLD-HALF HOT TEMPERATURE. I HOPE ALL OF YOUR SOCKS HAVE HOLES IN THEM. I HOPE WHEN YOU GET HOME, YOUR PET ISNT HAPPY TO SEE YOU. I HOPE YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW GETS CANCELLED. I HOPE YOUR MOTHER TELLS YOU SHE NEVER LOVED YOU.

WE BE NOT FRIENDS. FOR YOU ARE MY GREATEST ADVERSARY, MY MORTAL ENEMY. YOU, WHO MAKE ME STAY IN THE CHILD-FILLED, SHIT-SCENTED HELLHOLE FOR JUST SHY OF NINE MONTHS. YOU, WHO STRAIGHTEN YOUR TIE AND PRETEND YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE SCHOOL EXPERIENCE, DESPITE THE FACT THAT THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN SCHOOL WAS IN THE FUCKING STONE AGE.

YOU ARE MY MORTAL ENEMY, YET YOU KNOW NOT ME AS A PERSON.

BUT I KNOW YOU

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE