He High As Balls

The Oozes fan 🫵

Guilty

am taking perverse pleasure in reminding people it's 2025. that's a star trek year. silly little science fiction number. except it's happening, and DANG ain't it underwhelming!

Well good news my cat would be pissed if I stopped living! And you can't upset the kitty cat

Imma do a thing

10 notes and I'll exercise

50 notes and I'll fold my laundry

100 notes and I do my laundry

300 notes and I clean my room

500 notes and I try to stop lying altogether

1000 notes and I clean my bathroom

1100 notes and I rebuild my stamina

1500 notes and I finish a work

2000 notes and I exercise every day

Green = done

HOLY SHIT DUDE

Also I added more goals bc this is popping off.

Ok. Wow. 300. We made it. I'll do it later today :).

What do I draw?

Help me please I need something to draw

Fanfiction is so weird I'll be reading something that'll make me feel real emotions and could rival Shakespeare. And then....

The phrase "little meow meow" will pop up and I'll throw my phone across the room.

I hereby give you a gold star

Me in the mirror everyday

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

1. I AM A GOOD LITTLE LAB EXPERIMENT

2. MY SUFFERING IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD

3. THE SCIENTIST THAT EXPERIMENTS ON ME LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY

4. I LOVE GOING INTO THE TUBE/JAR/INSERT RELEVANT APPARATUS OF CONTAINMENT

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When your trash gremlin pukes and ruins your plans cause now you have to take care of a little baby guy

I hope this hurts

Started my second fanart I'm so good at lips

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