Fanfiction Is So Weird I'll Be Reading Something That'll Make Me Feel Real Emotions And Could Rival Shakespeare.

The public (I think) school system for ya. Fuck public school.

Teagan Crashes The Fuck Out

I’m so sick of all these tests and exams. Just let me go home. Stop making me do stuff, you’re making my brain hurt. Stop being so loud and obnoxious, no one thinks you’re cute. No one thinks you’re funny. No one likes your racist Asian jokes. Just let me have my… what? Summer break is a day shorter than two months?!? YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THAT HELLHOLE

ON

JULY

THIRTY

FUCKING

FIRST?!?!????

NAHHHHHH FUCK YOU. TO WHOEVER MADE THAT DECISION, I HOPE EVERY TIME YOU WALK INTO A ROOM, YOU FORGET WHY YOU WENT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF YOUR PILLOW ARE WARM. I HOPE YOU STEP BAREFOOT ON THE MYSTERY SPOT ON YOUR CARPET. I HOPE YOU BITE INTO A SOFT FOOD AND GET SOMETHING CRUNCHY. I HOPE YOU BITE INTO A HOT FOOD ANS INSTEAD OF WARMNESS, YOU GET THAT DISGUSTING HALF COLD-HALF HOT TEMPERATURE. I HOPE ALL OF YOUR SOCKS HAVE HOLES IN THEM. I HOPE WHEN YOU GET HOME, YOUR PET ISNT HAPPY TO SEE YOU. I HOPE YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW GETS CANCELLED. I HOPE YOUR MOTHER TELLS YOU SHE NEVER LOVED YOU.

WE BE NOT FRIENDS. FOR YOU ARE MY GREATEST ADVERSARY, MY MORTAL ENEMY. YOU, WHO MAKE ME STAY IN THE CHILD-FILLED, SHIT-SCENTED HELLHOLE FOR JUST SHY OF NINE MONTHS. YOU, WHO STRAIGHTEN YOUR TIE AND PRETEND YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE SCHOOL EXPERIENCE, DESPITE THE FACT THAT THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN SCHOOL WAS IN THE FUCKING STONE AGE.

YOU ARE MY MORTAL ENEMY, YET YOU KNOW NOT ME AS A PERSON.

BUT I KNOW YOU

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE

Guys... we have a problem.... it's winter and I'm OUT OF BUGS send help

(aka bugs)

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When you need to do school work but you have stuff to write :(

just so yk if i like your depressing posts that are like “i should die” im giving you a virtual hug not agreeing with the sentiment

Look at him! My son! Is almost finished!

My first crochet project

Holy shit! 500

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When your trash gremlin pukes and ruins your plans cause now you have to take care of a little baby guy

Plain milk is only good at two a.m.

Hear me out-

Hmmmm sure