Chat What The Fuck Did I Just Witness

OH NO PEANUTS

seconds before distaster

when the kid your friend adopted is running your last nerve

and you just gotta

-grab them perhaps-

DOGDAY NO!!

Wahhhhh I’m getting so much good art today! Look at him! Look at Peanuts! He’s so sweet! So cute! So proud! Then HERE COMES THE HAND lolol

Reader: NOOOOO

I love love love it! Thank you for taking the time to make such a cute meme!!! I smooch!!

awooga (with rizz)

Touya I KNOW ITS YOU

GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE @g0dwat3r

You see the reason is because MY AUNT FOLLOWS MY TUMBLR AND SHE DOES N O T NEED TO SEE WHAT I SEE

Why do you reblog your own fics so much?

Because someone might as well!? And look at this. Look. At. This.

Does this look right to you??

These are just the last three fics I wrote. I appreciate the likes, believe me I do, but you have to understand. Likes do nothing for content creators. It’s the reblogs. Because that’s how you find shit on your dashboard. Through reblogs. Not likes. This isn’t twitter or tiktok or instagram. This is a website that’s run by the reblog system.

Reblogging helps content creators put their stuff out there. Why do you think so many people stopped writing fanfic and creating beautiful fanart and edits? It’s because they put in hours of work and don’t get nearly enough notes for their masterpieces. Yes we do this because we enjoy it but like...some validation won’t hurt. A boost of confidence here and there might be all someone needs to finish whatever thing they started and left.

Anyway, I’m still going to reblog my shit...

Cutie patootie sneky

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

cats and cucumber iykyk (tried it once w my cat and she was unfazed by it, i felt humbled 🗿)

Whatcha confused about hon??

Can someone like, take my organs I don't like the noises they make in my tummy

I will write an entire essay of an apology to not only those who stumbled across my content but to my hands that deleted all of it, I am truly sorry for the cringiness this account held and I will never forget it.

how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

Question for people with piss kinks:

Does pissing just get y'all going or something I do not understand how it works or the appeal

Because when I piss all I'm thinking about is if I should wipe from the back or the front I'm not like "fuck that's super sexy"