Hendery, Rolling Into The Room On A Skateboard With A Plastic Crown On His Head: I’m The Dumb Bitch!

@sammalneuvos @vengefulcinnamonroll Ten could murder someone and we’d be like “that’s my b o y :DDD” meanwhile YangYang could be helping an elderly woman cross the street and we’d be like “what’s our little goblin up to now??? i wanna fite him >:)”

ok but CONSIDER

throughout this whole vid you could just sense how much they wanted to adopt every pet there (esp. ten with the cats and xiaojun with the dogs)

anyway the members are gonna return home to see louis, leon and bella holding signs up saying “welcome home cheaters! you’re evicted :D”

wayv’s next comeback is delayed because they’re adopting all of these new friends 🐱🐶🐾

NCT be like we got Mr. Babie Leader, Mr. Long Ass Ride, Mr. (Coffee) Bean, Mr. I Can Show You The World, Mr. Frat Boy, Mr. Ja Jjigeo Cheese, Mr. Human Magnet, Mr. Japanese Punk Rocker, Mr. Netflix And Chill, Mr. Middle Child Problems, Mr. 18+, Mr. Did He Really Just Ask If You Wash Cabbages With Dish Soap, Mr. Neomu Happy, Mr. Eye Smile, Mr. Tiddies Lesgeddit, Mr. Otter Babie, Mr. Clowned, Mr. Clown, Mr. Tiny Angry Boy With Three Knives, Mr. Pure Caffeine, Mr. Make It Clap, Mr. Stressed Dad AND Mr. Cabbage

Lucas : candlelit baths are so good because they involve all the earth’s elements.

Lucas : fire

Lucas : water

Ten : bare ass

Really random but Baekhyun’s new album SLAPS

Jisung: is pink panther a lion?

Chenle: say that again, but slower.

Jisung: I don’t get it??

Chenle: he’s a pink PANTHER.

Jisung: okay??? But is he a lion?

Chenle: Jisung, pal, he’s a panther.

Jisung: is that a kind of lion

Chenle: no it’s a fucking panther

Jisung: I just googled it. They aren’t pink.

Chenle: AND LIONS ARE?!?!

Renjun: theoretically, since living things want to stay that way, and being alive is the natural state of all things that can achieve it, all things that have lived should have some image, physical desire to do so again. therefore necromancy should be the easiest form of magic.

Jisung: what a good and not at all worrisome argument, of course you can borrow my shovel

Aint this Touch and Cherry Bomb??

NCT 127 when you don’t get it lifted:

Johnny when you don’t wakey-wakey:

NCT dream when you need their love:

WayV when you can’t hear it calling:

NCT U when you don’t open your eyes:

Mark when you think ya big boi throwin’ three stacks:

I had tried doing voice to text for the neos names a while back and the results were glorious