Even If You Don’t Like Halloween You Have To Appreciate Its Position As The Sole Thing Keeping Christmas

When you discover that these two:

Were married in Love Actually

YAASS

2 quotes from books I read a few years ago. Good reads! Drink, Slay, Love - Sarah Beth Durst ...Uncle Felix said, “Let me give you some words of advice before you sally forth, my dear. Americans invented adolescence. It is not a natural phenomenon. Adolescence is a social construct, created by an urban-industrial society that keeps its young at home far past puberty. Teenage angst is a luxury of a successful and complacent society, a purely modern human conceit that isn’t condoned by our superior species. Crushed - Eliza Crewe Some might call me a “tease”, but don’t believe it. “Tease” implies that I owe him something, that I should feel guilty. As if my flirtation is forced on him and he merely tolerates it for an eventual pay-out. That’s bullshit. We both have goals in our little game; why should his goal (sex) take priority over mine (to mess with his head)? Is it because he’s a man?

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

#6wordstory Plummeting! "Probably should NOT have jumped."

👏 Whatever it may symbolize for you, that does not mean it isn't offensive to others. A fucking LOT of others.

This is great.

Fine. I guess I'm a money dog post-whore.

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

terrorist attack in portland…white man murdered (slit throats) two ppl trying to defend Muslim women.. where is his mug shot?