Every week, lol.
Yup. This is what happens when I procrastinate.
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I hate when guys use a nonsexual question to segue into sex.
Him: What’s your favorite color?
Me: Lol, pink.
Him: Is that the same color as your panties?
Me:
I’m re-watching #Glee. So s4 ep 9 swan song (shut up spn, I know) … Rachel fuckin Berry says her fave holiday song is O Holy Night. For fuckin real? Since when? “…o night devine, o night when Christ was born.” She still Jewish, fucknuts?
My "soulmate" is now relationship anarchy. 😍😏
I’m polyamorous (though it doesn’t feel like an identity to me) but whenever I hear a poly person talk about polyamory as this magical key to interpersonal connections and communal child raising and community etc, I wanna roll my eyes. Like… chill. It’s just romance and sex. It’s not magic. You can do all that life-long-support child-raising queer-family without romance or sex. Have you ever even tried building meaningful connnections with friends?
YO ON SOME ANIME SHIT THIS DOPE AF!!!!
my fav trope is like, nonhuman characters not understanding human needs/customs but still being super supportive of their human companion
“look what I found while exploring this planet’s surface!” “kilrak please I’m trying to sleep” “ah yes your human circadian rhythm. *stage whispering* I am supposed to be quiet during this time in your rhythm, yes?”
“the book I purchased on ragnok V says humans require physical touch when upset. therefore, I shall engage in a ‘hug’ with you.” *supremely awkward five-armed hug ensues*
*human sneezes* “OH MY GOD SIL'EEN GET THE MEDIC OUR HUMAN IS DYING”
“this pamphlet I received recently says that humans require companions and packmates in the form of small earth creatures. you should have told me this before we departed earth, but it is no worry. we will have to stop at the next trade planet to get you one of these ‘cats’ or ‘dogs’.”
#you
👏 Whatever it may symbolize for you, that does not mean it isn't offensive to others. A fucking LOT of others.
This is great.