St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, April 2, 1910

when the #1 shoplifted food in america is baby formula i don’t want to hear your wishy-washy liberal apologetics about how retail workers are just “doing their job” when they report people and that shoplifters are responsible for a company hypothetically firing someone for it

i mean what do you want to have happen exactly? if my baby is starving and i have no other recourse, i’ll steal baby formula. i don’t care about your stupid armchair philosophizing about it - you sound like you’ve never been poor and you have no clue what you’re talking about

Ok Chuck. You made & loved Lucifer. But if you knew what would happen - as you totally did, being omniscient - WHY did you give him the capacity for jealousy? WHY create sin at all? Dope. #SPN

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

Season 5 #Glee. The Quarterback. I made it thru! I didn't remember that Quinn & Brittany weren't in this episode. I'm kinda thankful Brittany wasn't, but only bc when she cries I bawl. (Props to Heather Morris for that.) Carole & Burt were quite enough emotional tear gas for me.

because everybody needs this on their dashboard

I think I’m just gonna go back to my “sports are mostly for assholes” teenage nerd attitude after literally thousands of sports fans just destroyed part of a major city because they liked how That Ball Get Kick Good. Not even gonna get into the fact that police broke out more violent tactics against completely peaceful protests (except I just did) or the president’s recent words tying sports into patriotism and even military loyalty (JESUS) or the billions of dollars that get sunk into Ball Get Kicked instead of science or medicine or people in need. The “industry” surrounding sports needs to die. Sports should be something kids and friends do to relax not a miniature intranational war.

This'll be more interesting after I google Danny Fenton. I'm too old for this.

danny fenton: -wears a shirt to the water park -accidentally uses the womens restroom -“i would tell you to use the mens room but i dont think you qualify” -chest occasionally bulges in his ghost suit -is a trans boy

#bitchleakage

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