But so many people would lose the angst/pity points! 😏
Date someone who will date you
I’m re-watching #Glee. So s4 ep 9 swan song (shut up spn, I know) … Rachel fuckin Berry says her fave holiday song is O Holy Night. For fuckin real? Since when? “…o night devine, o night when Christ was born.” She still Jewish, fucknuts?
history fucked me up
oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built
Season 5 #Glee. The Quarterback. I made it thru! I didn't remember that Quinn & Brittany weren't in this episode. I'm kinda thankful Brittany wasn't, but only bc when she cries I bawl. (Props to Heather Morris for that.) Carole & Burt were quite enough emotional tear gas for me.
Every Monday I realize how much EVERYONE is just living for the weekend. I need a goddamn nap.
Ooh savage
Hnnnnggg
The Pledge of Allegiance was literally made up in 1890 as a marketing slogan for a campaign to sell flags
We make children swear loyalty to America by reciting the nationalistic equivalent of “O-o-o, O’Reilly, O’Reilly, auto parts” and that’s honestly the most American thing I can possibly imagine
Season 4 #Glee. Oh Burt Hummel, I love you so much. I wish you were real & were my friend.
Season 5 #Glee. Episodes 9 - 13. UGH, Rachel Berry, you're un-fucking-believable & I can't wait to see your epic fail I know is coming. Except I'll have to also see you moping around, too, looking for sympathy. That'll suck. And in a sane world, you still owe Santana an apology. I trust Rachel less than I would Santana. Also this show has become so boring... I'm going to finish it, but I sometimes skip song performances - they don't usually tie-in anyway. These kids/storylines are exhausting.