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history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

Hnnnnggg

When someone disagrees with you online and demands you prove your point to their satisfaction by writing a complete and logically sound defense including citations, you can save a lot of time by not doing that.

Bro, I’ve known you for twelve seconds and enjoyed none of them, I’m not taking homework assignments from you.

my fuckin health teacher came in as a plague doctor for halloween and proceeded to say nothing to us for the whole class. he did hit a few desks with a walking stick tho

Ever want to just walk up to someone & say in your most deadpan voice, "I don't know what crawled up your ass today, but it WASN'T ME. So please adjust." 😒

i think……..one of the many problems in how sex is perceived in society is that we seem to think its this “skill” like people are very anxious about getting experience or practice or whatever wrt sex but that’s not really how it works, it’s a fundamentally an expression, a conversation; two-sided, subjective, situational, and figuring out what works for everyone involved, as opposed to being just another objective talent to master for all situations as if its one-size-fits-all without consideration to your specific partner

Randomly, I was thinking about the Victorian era and how it would suck to have to wear a corset. (And have no rights or good medical care.) Anyway, imagine being confined in a corset, while on your period, cramping like a bitch, and no midol. So glad I wasn't alive then, I'd have been an alcoholic (if my husband were wealthy enough, I guess.)

This mf right here. I have one. I thought it was a sponge. Like from the frickin sea. Nope. It's part of A PLANT. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luffa_aegyptiaca

Stop.

Lol! Hope someone finally told her.