I Need This

To all of you who selfship:

YOU ARE FREAKIN’ VALID

May you do it ‘cause it makes you feel good or brings a smile to your face, may you be in an actual relationship or not - what matters most is that it brings a little happiness in your life. 💕  🐢  💕

Did you know? I loved it 😍

Did you know? I loved it 😍

Aw hey bestie

If u want to write a story about a character that's just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who's gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

You sat at the table, looking at the box while fumbling with it in your hands

Only a couple weeks ago, the turtles interrupted you while you relaxed in the comfort of your apartment

You were unwinding after a long day, bathed in candlelight and sipping on some sweet wine

Suddenly Mikey and Raph crashed down on your balcony while Leo and Donnie were standing in the hallway (damn them for being ninjas)

And it was no accident, they intentionally scared the living fuck out of you

Throwing the glass of wine across your living room you let out a high pitched scream and fell to the floor

As they were all laughing hysterically, you made it your mission to get back at them

So you waited patiently until the right moment would present itself

And today it finally did

Tearing at the tape of the cardboard box, you ripped it open and triumphantly eyed the object inside

Quietly getting to your feet, you lightly stepped towards the dojo

Stopping at the door, you grasped at the knob and ever so slowly turned the handle

Silently peering in, you saw the turtles in the middle of the room

Sitting in an indian style pose, their hands on their knees in an om position, eyes closed, they all quietly meditated

Keeping your intrusion a secret, you leaned your hand into the slightly opened door, grasping at the white can

Using your index and middle fingers, you positioned them on the button of the small red horn

Using your other hand, you braced yourself on the door frame

This was it, you were going to get even with them

Firmly pressing down on the red controller the sound almost took your breath away

The damn Titanic might as well have been pulling into port with the booming blare coming from the small white can

Slamming the door shut while falling back, you laughed your ass off while leaning on the floor

You could here the cacophony of yelling and cuss words coming from turtles inside

Quickly getting to your feet, you ran down the hall and heard the door swing open

You may have gotten even, but the thunderous footsteps running towards you signified you were in for a serious ass whooping

I was bored at work when this little drabble came into my head. My mind is a scary place sometimes. Much love 😘🤣

This so cute!!!

More Random BMFM Headcannons

Earrings are significant pieces of jewelry in Martian mouse culture, with the quantity, material, shapes, and embellishments signaling a variety of things such as an individual’s maturity, lineage, marital status, etc.

Throttle’s morning star earring is a style specific to his clan, passed down from his mother’s side.

It is a common romantic gesture between loves to exchange earrings, and a sign of remembrance to wear a departed loved one’s earrings.

Hoops or rings usually indicate a romantic or familial attachment, while studs are usually worn for accomplishments.

Modo has two identical gold hoops in his ear because one of them belonged to his wife.

Other jewelry like rings or bracelets are usually avoided, especially by Freedom Fighters, as they pose a bit of a safety risk should they get caught in the moving parts of a motorcycle or get snagged on a weapon.

However after spending so much time on Earth and no small influence from Charlie, the Bros became familiar with the concept of wedding and engagement rings.

Vinnie wears a wedding band after marrying Charlie

Even Throttle got behind the idea. He and Carbine have matching wedding rings, both usually worn on a chain with their military service dog tags. Throttle wears his under his bandanna.

On this blog, we love and appreciate OC x Canon.

Hey, as a heads up for people selling Bi Pride-themed items: this account has suddenly started claiming that they owned the copyright to the bi flag and is asking anyone who sees it being sold to report it back to them. They do not.

Please spread this around. I'd hate to see LGBT+ creators who dont know any better getting scamed into giving these shady people money.

don't talk to me or the dozen fictional characters i've absorbed into my personality ever again

This will be a fandom blog. Mostly my own OCs, Biker Mice and Ninja Turtles. I’m also going to doing stuff for Marvel, DC, Disney, Voltron and my other fandoms. 

You can request short scenarios or headcanons. Just tell what fandom, who and what and i will see if it is possible.