My insomnia kept me up last night, so I took the opportunity to think about new short stories. And, heck, I rarely write for Mikey. WHAT A SHAME. Here’s something cute~ Sorry it’s short.
Reader is gender neutral :)
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House pride!
Ravenclaw moodboard✨🌑✨ I will do one for each house🌛
Cutting off the sadness to some fluffly fluff! Causse before there was yugioh in my life, there were Biker Mice from Mars, my great addiction. lately I rewatched all episodes to remember why I loved this show so much, and omg, Vinnie and Charley were giving me the FEELS!! So here’s my little tribute to the show that shaped my childhood!
Focus on one project at a time? Finish a project before starting another? Blasphemy.
My childhood crush. Both him and Aurora.
Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.
But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.
While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance, and a first date.
He comes home, just to tell his dad he’s not going to marry the princess because he’s in love.
No. Other. Reason. He rides in and is just like, “I met the girl I’m going to marry. Now I’ve got a birthday party to be at. Bye Dad.”
Now how much do you think his dad weighs? That short fat little man? Probably pretty heavy.Not a problem for Prince Philip.
And then he gets jumped by goblins, both hands tied behind his back
But that’s not enough to stop Prince Philip.Oh no.
He breaks his hands free and starts chucking goblins.
Look at that face. That face. The “BITCH JUST YOU WAIT” face. He may be tied down by a dozen goblins but he’s not gonna take no shit from this witch.
In fact, he’s so strong, she ends up keeping him chained to the wall, but he still fights back.
Now when he finally does get free–
He’s ready to go into battle UNARMED. He don’t need no shield or sword, he’s going to go punch Maleficent’s face in with his fist. If Flora didn’t stop him, he probably would have, too.
Backed up against a cliff edge, nowhere to go. Fighting off goblins. But there’s so many and just one Philip.
NBD I’LL JUST JUMP AND SLIDE DOWN THE ROCK PILE IN MY SKIN-TIGHT TIGHTS.
Gate closing?
who gives a fuck? certainly not prince philip.
Lighting hitting rocks around me?
NBD BRO
Giant forest of thorns?
Bitch, get out of my way. I’ve got a princess to save.
Giant dragon of hell?
CHARGE HEAD ON.
Fire? Dragon? Burning dry twigs? No. Fucking. Problem.
Just smack that bitch on the nose.
Sheer cliff face? Fire burning behind me? Back to a wall?
Calm down guys, I got this.
I’LL JUST FUCKING SCALE IT ONE-HANDED.
And fight the bloody beast from 500 feet high, with literally nothing to save me if I fall.
Lose the shield off the cliff?
JUST STAND THERE AND SMILE ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT A FUCKING MAGIC SWORD THAT’S GOING THROUGH YOUR HEART BITCH.
Just chuck it. Straight through.
Then jump out of the way…
And survive. That’s what happens to bitches who mess with the woman I love.
Get the horse.
Get the girl.
EXPLAIN NOTHING.
that’s how he EARNED his happily ever after.
Srsly. The most bad. ass. prince. disney ever wrote.
Day twelve of the Thirteen Days of Halloween series!
The Best ™ art ever by @ierindoodles here Prompt: Haunted House
Summary: Virgil keeps getting way too into scaring the hot guy that keeps going through the haunted house. Fluffy romantic prinxiety and background logicality.
Word Count: 3019
Trigger Warnings: fake blood, fake gore, fear, horror, sympathetic Deceit
The prince guy was back again. Virgil couldn’t fight down the thrill fluttering in his chest at the sight of the other man, strolling in with that freckled friend of his, the one who dressed like a fae. Cute, undeniably (and he was sure Logan had noticed that), but he was nowhere near as fun.
No, it was the prince that Virgil wanted to approach in the darkness, the prince that Virgil wanted to slide behind and murmur in his ear, the prince that made the most delicious noises, the prince that Virgil wanted to scare the living daylights out of.
He worked in a haunted house, after all.
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All and full episodes: go to youtube and type in biker mice from mars MT-TM. There they are! Hopefully thats where they will stay.
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 this- what!?! I love this.