The Happy Ghast Is Brethren To The Battle Bus In This Essay I Will

confession

im watching this dudes content on youtube and he seems cool and is like an educated academic and i like the content

but he also looks so asymmetrical and it’s fucking with me so i play his videos in the background instead of watching them directly and now i feel bad about it

Eat a nickel

You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?

going to hobby lobby just to pick up all the bits that fall off the fake plants and putting them in funky jars

this life >>>

smash

kys

i stole all the seeds from the lemons

not only was lemonade made but an army began

me when i looked into the mirror at like 12 and could not recognize myself

ever since i was a little girl ive always been a boy

kool-aid jammer (any scent) + sprite = goodd drink like its just flavored sprite