I Keep Reading Subaru Like Yoda

Sometimes you have to realize that something flying at you isn’t them being violent or horseflys. That is just them being stupid basement fleshflys.

i like how this was a really close race for something as stupid as whether or not to blow up the moon. reminds me of america

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Do you celebrate Christmas? Did you get anything cool?

I was born in southern America. Christmas is in my bones whether I want it to or not. It’s been drilled into my subconscious since birth-

I got a few cool things, but it all pales in comparison to the pure artistry that is:

The Official Garfield Pillow Pet

Look at my boy; He becometh flat!

invader zim:

Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.

I’m out here thinkin im just whack when In reality imma Leader Type Omega

i swear this dude’s level of maturity is weaker then a tomodachi mii

Thoughts about some of my recent art

I feel that I’m blameless in this 🤔

the army did not begin - said army got moldy

BUT MY MONSTERA IS SPROUTING

i stole all the seeds from the lemons

not only was lemonade made but an army began

i dont want this to be true b u t

i have a suspicion that part of why trump has won both of the elections he won in is because his opponent was a woman

like the only time he lost is when we put an old white guy up to fight him

i feel like some people need to do some introspection and look at their biases

ice

waters down drinks

sharp texture

no color (boring)

popsicle

flavors drinks

crumch texture

colorful (good)

just put popsicles in your drinks people