A Little While Ago The Power Went Out. In The Past When That Happened I Would Just Sit Around And Try

Do you celebrate Christmas? Did you get anything cool?

I was born in southern America. Christmas is in my bones whether I want it to or not. It’s been drilled into my subconscious since birth-

I got a few cool things, but it all pales in comparison to the pure artistry that is:

The Official Garfield Pillow Pet

Look at my boy; He becometh flat!

im not like thoher girls

ima guy

I could so very easily be poisoned

I don’t know what the fuck just happened - but my post about the Minecraft chats thing suddenly is being liked and reblogged an immense amount compared to everything else I’ve done; this is not what I want the internet to remember me for.

How are these both top Minecraft group chats? And why is the sexy one so much more popular??? Why is this what the internet has brought me today????? Why did this have to happen? I’m confused and not very surprised,,,

me buying a sus collar on etsy:

etsy: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE GIFT IDEAS FOR DADS???

i fully understand led light strips now

my sister had an extra bit of the thing and i put it on the top of one wall

everything looks so much better bathed in green

i am shrek

New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

switch up your verbs (part one) ~

walked - hiked - moved - shuffled - toddled - sauntered - ambled - tiptoed - meandered - strolled

laughed - chortled - chuckled - giggled - snorted - guffawed - howled - snickered - shrieked

wanted - ached for - wished - craved - coveted - fancied - pined - aspired

ran - sprinted - galloped - scampered - bolted - trotted - dashed - raced - jogged

jumped - bounced - hopped - leapt - hurtled - vaulted - barged - bounded

this life >>>