As Another Demigirl; I Can Relate.

Mother, oooh did not mean to make you weep; if I doth not return this time on the morrow!

i think i speak for all non-brits when i say. what the actual fuck.

Holy Shit I love this website XD. It ruins my childhood in the best way possible!

Since a bunch of you are seemingly into tall, skinny dudes with questionable fashion choices, I present your next crush:

Mr. Mint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

They look like giant Burritos.

If you’re having a bad day, remember that in 16th century Baltic Germans dressed like this:

What if the Unknown is actually a health inspector to make sure the chocolate factory is up to code and has to hide in the walls, and willy wonka slanders his name because the health inspectors will shut down his factory for multiple health and safety violations.

Wild animals are wild animals. Leave them alone.

Snowy's Fight the Uwu-ification of Wildlife Masterpost

Wikipedia Articles & News Articles:

Timothy Treadwell

Night of the Grizzlies

Travis the Chimpanzee

Roar (film) - Injuries section

Marius Els

Videos

Sea lion pulling child into water

Bison tossing girl in air [Look in suggested videos for a LOT more "Bison helps tourist FAFO" videos, more than I can list here]

Man gored by elk [Photos of incident, non-graphic]

Deer fighting a man (my best guess deer was sick, as doesn't appear to be a male in rut)

Rabid fox attacks woman

Hawks dive-bombing to protect nest (Shows picture of man with bloody head)

Groundhog bites mayor after being held up to his face

Toddyboya's video "Please Stop Touching Wild Animals"

Not Attacks, But Leave Them Alone

Bison calf dies after tourists load it into car

Tourists remove bear cubs from tree, resulting in their separation from mother

Other

Death in Yellowstone: Accidents and Foolhardiness in the First National Park by Lee H. Whittlesey (Book)

Please reblog, and feel free to share any other videos or incidents you know of.

okay I’m on this site all the time how the fuck did I just find out about the Portland Polycule Cult?

to my future employers now that my Tumblr is linked on Behance;

,”And this is my Death Roomba.”

Cuando oyes ruidos raros debajo de tu cama