Pure Genius!

I honestly didn't expect to make poor Adversary grossed out and scared X'D

idk it was so funny to me for some reason

especially the:

"... can i go back and get my knife though?... 🥺"

"NO."

"okay...🥺"

Things are looking dire, can Twilight lead her people on her own?

Wait... That's not how the plot goes--

You hear that Gurjin Thirst Club... He wants you all!

“Gurjin’s interests are in hunting game and courting girls, not politics” - Gurjin’s dad

(Shadows of the Dark Crystal, J.M. Lee)

you can teach Vi new tricks by putting a bee plushie on a stick and having that do the trick in front of her

i know that ur talking about scientist mimicking dances to talk to bees and shit, but for an intelligent bee thats go to be terrifying

spooky. however, it also made me think of this lol

Am I the only one who thinks replacing Angel Gabby with Ultrakill Gabriel would be fucking hilarious?

considering how intense he is imagine Jonah watching Angel Guardian of Hell, and Gabriel is just screaming the lessons at the top of his lungs. “PUT RAZORBLADES IN YOUR ABUSIVE FUCK OF A FATHERS SHOES, THEN SHOOT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!!!!” Also V1 is Francis. The Best part? Gabriel genuinely tries to comfort the kid, and Jonah still has fond memories of him.

Can we join the sailors in fucking that thing?

One of these days I'm going to add a town in a game somewhere that's all foggy and isolated and people are way too into sea life and there's lots of aquatic themed decorations and someone coyly talks about how there's a shadow over the town, and you can just immediately ask the weird deformed bartender if people are fucking crabs there.

No poking around in basements or spending finding weird little cairns and fish themed altars, just ask them outright if it's a crab fucking situation and stop beating around the bush.

GOD the portland polycule commune cult posts are just what the doctor ordered!!!

✅ insane and implausible story

✅ has been communicated largely through asks and blog replies so it's hard to follow every detail

✅ aside from the OP the only person verifying the story is an anon claiming to be their roommate/member of their polycule

This is fascinating. This is great. This is like when the Hamilton fan blog told everyone they had hiv and then later they backtracked and deleted their blog. We've been needing a good old fashioned Internet lie to keep us entertained

Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.