“Fear Is A Strange Soil. It Grows Obedience Like Corn, Which Grow In Straight Lines To Make Weeding

Sexiest Old Man Tournament: Quarter Finals!

Who is hotter?

His first instinct was to pick up the skull and my first instinct was to yell *out loud* NO DAVID DON'T TOUCH THOSE!

u can see the exact moment he realises what he's doing im fucking crying

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

when ur talking to a new online friend and they say "bloody" for the first time

usa what are you doing :|

This is great on so many levels

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@s0viet-gamer @evilasiangenius

It's cozy!

mutuals do this with me

Shoebill

I absolutely agree

Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

For all you queers

I love to misread replies as reptiles. There are reptiles on my posts sometimes