I Don't Speak Transformers… What's Happening?-

WAHT I'M ON MY PERIOD TOO. DRAVEN (and Ombra) WE TWIN.

*projects cramps onto draven*

Or go as Timon from the lion king.

Luau! If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat Eat my buddy Pumbaa here because he is a treat

Come on down and dine On this tasty swine All you have to do is get in line

Aaaare you achin' (Yup, yup, yup) Foooor some bacon? (Yup, yup, yup) Heeee's a big pig (Yup, yup) You could be a big pig too.

Oy!

gang ima be real I might sacrifice just to wear a sparkly ass dress for the military ball in February because of the urge I have to just wear that

Not having many threats.

gang ima be real I might sacrifice just to wear a sparkly ass dress for the military ball in February because of the urge I have to just wear that

are you still anonymous if you have an account 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

WAIT- NO DON'T EXPOSE ME-

I actually made a new gmail for this, so I think I can still have the title of blueberry anonymous. Besides, this is not my REAL acc. And IF you find my real acc, you won't find my scratch acc because I left no traces of my scratch acc here on tumblr. My scratch acc is basically my social persona I took on. I shall remain anonymous for as long as I know, as long as I'm comfortable. :)

This is very zesty <3

Attachment Issues

You just kept on spinning until it got on this, didn't you?

Spin the wheel and let it randomly assign you a gender identity.

I would shit myself… This is rather a taco bell for me…

EXPOSING @f3ntime

Bad things/violence sf has surprisingly not experienced (a compulsive list I made)

cigarette burns

tortured in a chair (but has been tied to one)

impaled

gagged (but has been muted in other ways)

tortured with pliers, nails, screws, drills or other tools (but he has been tortured with saws)

attacked by fully feral animals (but he has been mauled by intelligent feral/anthro characters)

experimented on/used as a test subject

stitched/sewn incorrectly

exposed nerves (but he has nerve damage)

struck by a vehicle

cooked/been prepared as food (but has been treated like food and eaten raw/alive)

sacrificed

probably other things I can’t think of right now

Idk why, but I just wanted to post something…