BUT MY BIKE IS SO PREPPY- IT'S PINK AND HAS 'rainbow Strings' ATTACHED TO THE HANDLES!

You keep calling me plant tho

Jackpot 🤑

It's just two inches. I can still see you eye to eye. (literally speaking) The reason why I wanna be a little taller is bc my taller and older friend keeps patting me on the head and that makes me feel so tiny ahh. Oh and bc it'd be funny to see all those dudes you meet in the hallway stare up at you like HOT DAMN YER TALL.

I just realized I like drawing your characters small.

You’re right actually what’s up with that

Bad things/violence sf has surprisingly not experienced (a compulsive list I made)

cigarette burns

tortured in a chair (but has been tied to one)

impaled

gagged (but has been muted in other ways)

tortured with pliers, nails, screws, drills or other tools (but he has been tortured with saws)

attacked by fully feral animals (but he has been mauled by intelligent feral/anthro characters)

experimented on/used as a test subject

stitched/sewn incorrectly

exposed nerves (but he has nerve damage)

struck by a vehicle

cooked/been prepared as food (but has been treated like food and eaten raw/alive)

sacrificed

probably other things I can’t think of right now

@weirddreamer I drew banana

welcome back, eldritch being :)

Hello person from the Christian community. How has life been faring?

My real form. (ignore the baby idk who that is.)

Bad things/violence sf has surprisingly not experienced (a compulsive list I made)

cigarette burns

tortured in a chair (but has been tied to one)

impaled

gagged (but has been muted in other ways)

tortured with pliers, nails, screws, drills or other tools (but he has been tortured with saws)

attacked by fully feral animals (but he has been mauled by intelligent feral/anthro characters)

experimented on/used as a test subject

stitched/sewn incorrectly

exposed nerves (but he has nerve damage)

struck by a vehicle

cooked/been prepared as food (but has been treated like food and eaten raw/alive)

sacrificed

probably other things I can’t think of right now

My urges guys

Or go as Timon from the lion king.

Luau! If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat Eat my buddy Pumbaa here because he is a treat

Come on down and dine On this tasty swine All you have to do is get in line

Aaaare you achin' (Yup, yup, yup) Foooor some bacon? (Yup, yup, yup) Heeee's a big pig (Yup, yup) You could be a big pig too.

Oy!

gang ima be real I might sacrifice just to wear a sparkly ass dress for the military ball in February because of the urge I have to just wear that

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

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