*laying on the ground, emaciated and covered in muck*
Caracalla and Geta are wolves, teeth buried in each other’s throats. If either of them pull too far, the stops will be unplugged and the blood will rush to the ground where their bodies will soon fall. It is love. Dependence. Brotherhood. Any act, whether compassionate or hateful, deepens their jaw’s grasp. They cannot move, they cannot come apart. It was always going to kill them. They were always going to be each other’s end.
*coughs up blood and pulls myself into a hole in a wall*
happy Thursday the 20th
RIP Bob you would have loved top gun: maverick
love the bene gesserit. they're out there girlboss gatekeep gaslighting for 90 generations, perfectly and meticulously masterminding every political player of the universe into sexy times to create the Ultimate Manwhore and after ALL OF THAT. ALLLL OF THAT?
Dune timeline hits. we're here! we've done it! Our two greatest prospects!! Kwisatz Haderach! At last! And it's just fucking Kinky and Twinky over here like oh ok nice going I guess
Born to read a fanfiction about Caracella and Getas complex trauma ,and sibling rivalry.
Forced to only find incest fanfiction.
Saltburn Dash Simulator!!!
note: ik tumblr existed at the time, however this is more similar to 2024 tumblr rather than 2007 tumblr
⚪️house-with-chintz-deactivated09122006
Hey guys, might be inactive for a bit. Got into uni and I'm celebrating with my parents!!! I'm so exited!!!
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#Oxford scholarship babeyyy
🔄 🪽thiswasamistake
🪽 thiswasamistake
I don't understand people who yearn over randos they met like, once. Couldn't be me.
🪽 thiswasamistake
Oh fuck.
#screaming #crying #the other one idk I never remember it.
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🔄 🐞bug-blog
🚲 to-keep-it-real
Just told my crush to clean his room AITA?
I 18 (M) told my 19 (M) crush to clean his room, and started picking stuff up. He kicked me out of his dorm lol. Also my parents abuse me and I hate dirt.
AITA?
🐞bug-blog
Hey Op what the actual fuck.
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♥️ ophelia-in-love
fellas is it wrong to crush on your brother's best friend?
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🔄 🚲to-keep-it-real
🏹 none-pizza
First anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!!!!
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🔄 💘dump-him
💘 dump-him
I love this summer!!!
💘 dump-him
...
#I miss this.
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🐮 bway-news
Mama Mia the musical (the film) is supposed to come out some time this year.
#musicals #movie musical #ABBA
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🔄 🚲to-keep-it-real
🍫 Queen-rocks
#felix please respond
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♥️ ophelia-in-love
hey guys I need party inspo help
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Are you frustrated you can't leave second kudos on AO3? or third kudos? or whatever-who's-counting kudos?
Well, have I got the html for you!
Plop any of these in a comment (by copy&pasting the code) to make an author's day and show your appreciation!
Second kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/tHMjbb6/second-kudos.png" alt="second kudos">
Third kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/52bggQH/third-kudos.png" alt="third kudos">
nth kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/6y7qGtC/nth-kudos.png" alt="nth kudos">
yet another kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/wKtcj0s/yet-another-kudos.png" alt="yet another kudos">
It will look something like this (and will be transparent with white outline on dark backgrounds):
Feel free to spread and use these as much as you like! (and if you have ideas for other variations, let me know ✌️)
Me: time for bed…. My brain: domestic Hannigram screencap edits, but if they’d been actual murder husbands since the start