I Know What Girls Want, Its Pointy Hats And Unethical Spells Beyond Your Comprehension.

if i sell nudes to pay for top surgery can i call them limited edition

bro i swear we're not gonna do anything weird this time i just need you to meet me in the cemmy (<- new way to say cemetery)

the most important thing is to be snuggly in bed

thats how the coochie crumbles or whatever. um: wait a minute

did uou guys fucking see that..

Making evil purchases at the supervillainmarket

im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!

an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.

“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids

I present to you all vampire Elliott.

Now tell me he won’t be vegan.

He’d drink the red from pomegranates marceline style.

He can’t even hurt a spider what makes you think he’d do that

But if he does drink blood..

This drawing is still not finished but wanted to share it anyways

Bro, I know your coffin is cramped and all but like... can I join you? I won't take up your side I swear, unless you wanna cuddle, haha, just kidding.... unless..

Hi !! The last post for my friend lost traction so im making a new one please please share this around my friend is homeless and struggling