If Tumblr Was An Online Game I’d Run My Character Up To Your Character And Spam The Jump Button And

*puts a flower behind my ear* great news, everybody! im redeemed now. i had a redemptive arc. you can trust me with the elemental shards now

To the ao3 author who wrote really good Damien porn and deleted it all, I hope you know you ruined my life

when I was a kid you had to do the charlie the unicorn voice whether you liked it or not. you had to say candy mountain charlieeee in the voice. not like these days

smoking that shit that makes you say hitherto and unbeknownst

vampires… save me…

Damien Bloodmarch from Dream Daddy is a silly goose !

Hi !! The last post for my friend lost traction so im making a new one please please share this around my friend is homeless and struggling

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Craig has to pretend to be siblings with Mat!

— Random DD Fic Prompt (@ddficgen) Dec 15, 2022