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"i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do"

when i get home from work:

Vampire Mood Board: Part III

Joseph Apoux

Orhan Pamuk, My Name is Red

hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative

i’m sorry officer i didn’t know i was speeding. i was listening to nine inch nails and my erection was pressing on the accelerator

nothing sluttier than lighting up a cigarette immediately after an absolutely brutal fight and inhaling deeply before exhaling the smoke with a sigh of relief while still disheveled and covered in blood and coming down from the adrenaline high. you could literally have sex onscreen and it would be less erotic.

there are only 3 genders and it’s blood, guts & gore.

*stumbles out of the haunted house covered in hickies*

blood is the prettiest accessory a boy can wear

bro this rends flesh (new way of saying something is really good)

*  𝕸𝖞  𝕽𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖎𝖔𝖓  *

𝕴 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝖇𝖚𝖗𝖞 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝕴 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖉𝖊 𝖒𝖞 𝖈𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙 𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖘𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖘 𝖐𝖊𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕸𝖞 𝖔𝖜𝖓 𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝕸𝖞 𝖒𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖆𝖍 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉 𝖎𝖓 𝖒𝖞 𝖆𝖗𝖒𝖘 𝕮𝖗𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖎𝖊𝖉 𝖎𝖓 𝖒𝖞 𝖜𝖔𝖒𝖇 𝕴 𝖊𝖆𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖔𝖉𝖞 𝖆 𝖍𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙'𝖘 𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖑 𝖆 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖓 𝖎𝖓 𝖒𝖆𝖓 𝕴 𝖕𝖗𝖆𝖞 𝖙𝖔 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖄𝖔𝖚, 𝖒𝖞 𝖘𝖆𝖑𝖛𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖄𝖔𝖚, 𝖒𝖞 𝖍𝖞𝖒𝖓 𝖄𝖔𝖚, 𝖒𝖞 𝖉𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖄𝖔𝖚, 𝖒𝖞 𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑

“Undead” - Transformation from human to vampire 

(My edit of Vincenz Georg Kininger painting, 1795)

yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

I don't think I could be trusted with shapeshifting powers bc I would just turn into a bear and attack things with my claws at any minor inconvenience. it would be my go-to solution for everything

oh god I’m gonna cum! but first a message from our sponsors who made this possible,

Mr. Honey, Mr. Goodsir, Mr. Darlington...what's next? Mr. Babygirl? Mr. Sweetiepie?

FILMS IN 2022: Sleepy Hollow (1999) — dir. tim burton