“ooh Garlic Salt Isn’t Real” Yeah Well Neither Is Your MARRIAGE After I’m Done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND

shout out to my infp: i love you, darling

these are the best cards on the planet and no one can tell me otherwise

(etsy)

he's so real

obsessed with stories that start out silly and stupid and then turn out to be deep and heartbreaking in their beauty. like okay, make me cry at midnight while i reflect on the true meaning of friendship i guess

I refuse to believe anyone actually has a visceral reaction of disgust to pineapple on pizza. As far as “weird foods” go that’s one of the most tame examples and pineapple is probably the least offensive fruit to put in a savory dish. Pineapple antis are on some performative shit like the people who pretend to be really uncomfortable with the word “moist”

Still babygirl to me.

everyone is a little gay and you can't tell me otherwise

i joked that the worst thing they could do was put luther / allison back together. this was worse.

Everyone is always talking about how everyone learns at their own pace, but that only seems to apply to folks who learn slower so here we go

Shout out to folks who learn quick

To folks who solve their math problems in five seconds

To folks who read the entire book series in a day

To folks who understand things first in science

To folks who get straight A's

To folks who don't know failure

To folks who are assigned extra work

whys king kong………..so fucking large