“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.
Self-ripped post being right about Tumblrmart and other Tumblr fuckdates.
i loved the finale but i really wish we had gotten the big loud Belos villainous breakdown i was hoping for lmao…
the speech is paraphrased from the devil’s big speech in the Snapcube Shadow the Hedgehog fandub. i would’ve done more of it but my hand started hurting.
seeing a lot of "why would i reblog anything i don't have something to add" like
sir this is the user-circulated content site
Blorbo's a yokai
i want mineral water with as many minerals as you can physically put in the water
i want you to get the water, go outside, pick up a piece of gravel, and dissolve it into the water
i want my water to crunch when i chew it, like eating sand
i want to guzzle wet pebbles
i am chewing on damp basalt as we speak
i think piracy is EVIL!!!
ANYONE that pirates ANYTHING should go to JAIL!!
NOBODY should EVER take this base64 string (aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWdhLm56L2ZvbGRlci9NQTB4aElZSSNQX3BqNl82SkxkaFdCcl9odllqSm13) and put it into the converter at https://www.base64decode.org/ to get all the major adobe programs for free! that would be a crime!
ANYONE that pirates adobes 500 dollar programs should be ASHAMED!
that would just be evil!