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This post is mostly for those who don't want to have to click on the link in order to read the entirety of The Owl House's series bible.

Tumblr is my detox, y'all will love it here

TUMBLR 101: a helpful guide for tiktok refugees

are YOU a former tiktok user trying to learn how to use tumblr to fill the void the american tiktok ban is leaving in your soul? here are some things you should know, from someone who’s going on their eighth year on this hellsite:

1. you can say anything on here. gone are the days of having to use words like “unalive” and “seggs.” murder! kill! sex! fuck! speak your mind!

2. there is a community for you on here. regardless of what you’re into or however small the fandom is, you have a place here. at least one other person will have heard of your weird obscure interest. strike up a conversation!

3. followers don’t matter. tumblr is one of the last remaining social media sites in which your number of followers means absolute jack shit. this can be disorienting at first, but once you lean into the fact that everyone on this website is equal, it’s very freeing. clout means nothing here.

4. similarly, you can post at any time. while tiktok has an algorithm that favors certain times, tumblr has no such algorithm. post whatever you want, whenever you want. every post has virtually the same chance at getting notes, regardless of when it is posted.

5. tags can have spaces between the words! this one is very exciting. tags can be a whole sentence. you can also use the tags to comment on someone’s post without actually adding onto the physical post itself (which is sometimes frowned upon and called “derailing” if you use this feature to bring up a completely different point other than the one that’s being made on the original post).

TL;DR: speak your mind, find your place, followers don’t matter, post anytime, have fun with tags!! tumblr is a wonderful site used to share things you’re excited about. be patient with yourself as you’re learning and have fun!

like i hate how i was born in a cringe fail society where i have to work at poverty wages to put money into a greedy landlord’s pockets and pay stupid bills but in order to find work, i have to go thru multiple hoops just to find work. and it’s made difficult on purpose. like you’re telling me i can’t work this position because you guys are too lazy to accommodate my disabilities??? like i got fired from fucking home depot because they said they couldn’t accommodate my disabilities (i have terrible chronic pain from getting hit by a car last year) because they wanted to be fair to everyone and that it was a warehouse environment (i was a cashier ffs) but had a lady with a cane working at self checkout.

i’ll admit i get fired from my jobs a lot because i’m mentally ill and i do have behavioral issues. i think i’m blacklisted from many companies because i have "bad behavior" so it’s like. difficult for me to even find work in the first place. and of course many of the situations where i showed such behavior is because some asskisser would tattle on me about the dumbest shit or even lie on me. it’s not like i was an insubordinate coworker, i work very hard. or at least i try to but somehow it’s not enough. it’s like i have to be the managers right wing whore or i’m a bad associate. i’m tired of this cycle, i legit want to kms