THIS IS NOT SHIP ART!!

YESYESYESYES I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

Long live toxic yaoi long live romesse

Ignore how jesse's hair keeps on shapeshifting

So I've finished making my billford playlist! It has betrayed love, bill and ford!! Thank you everyone who recommended songs, I didn't add many but it did help me figure out what I did want

It's quite short, but it's to my music taste so I really like it!

I hope you enjoy <3

Me remaking my tomodachi life Bill Cipher for the fifth time just to turn him into a "woman" so he can be gay

@thedemonsurfer thank you for pointing this out because I just had the most galaxy-brained realization. I keep cracking jokes about the Axolotl being Bill's parole officer. I was wrong.

If he wants to shirk the blame, he'll have to invoke my name. One way to absolve his crime.

He's not Bill's parole officer. He's Bill's defense attorney.

@ckret2 mentioned recently that their Bill blushes a bright red when he's angry, and I thought that was hilarious and had to draw it using one of their older drawings as a reference

So I present to you..

BA BADA BAMMM

My drawing of Ckret2's human bill!!

This was fun, it forced me to used a lot of circles and I'm not used to using circles in my art, it's normally a lot more.. angular. So I learned something today!

Quick Hitman Stan doodle

Ok so someone asked me to explain how billford fanfictions follow basically the same plot as the emperor's New groove

So here I am

Quick warning, I'm not great at explaining my thoughts, so I might repeat myself a little or not make complete sense in some areas. If this happens, please tell me and I'll correct it <3 (also I do not care enough to watch whatever other films or series there are of the emperor's New groove, Disney sequels suck so bad that I'm not putting myself through the misery of watching them just for whatever this is)

The emperor's New groove follows the story of a greedy, selfish Emperor named Kuzco and Pacha, the leader of his village in Emperor Kuzco's kingdom (which is unnamed)

Kuzco summons Pacha to the palace and tells him quite bluntly that he will be destroying his house on the hill to make room for Kuzco's summer home, his birthday present to himself. Does that sound familiar?

Well it should

The entire threat Bill poses in gravity falls is about how he wants to take over the world for his master party. Ruining earth to make room for his own entertainment.

"But birt!" I hear you saying, "gravity falls and the emperor's New groove have very different stories, how can they be similar?" And to that I say

FANFICTION.

I'm a disgrace to my family, and have read an ungodly amount of billford fanfiction to the point there's not a singular billford fanfic I haven't read on wattpad and physically HAD to move to AO3 for some more content. So let's just say, I've read a lot of them

Especially the ones where Bill turns human because I'm a sucker for any human Bill,

In those stories, it usually takes place after Bill has been defeated, and usually the axolotl brings him back to life as a human because of that backwards chant (prayer?? Idk what you'd call it) Bill made where he said something along the lines of "axolotl my time has come, uh, please save me, don't let me die, lol thx" something like that. Or, something like dipper brings him back or even that to defeat Bill, they had to trap him as a human, it really depends on the fanfic. But by some magical plot moment, Bill is human, he's back as a human and he usually does not have any of the powers that be had before, or he has a very limited amount of powers, not enough to destroy the world. He basically never has his full powers in them

In the emperor's New groove, in retaliation to Kuzco firing her, Yzma, with the help of Kronk, tries to poison Kuzco, but accidentally ends up turning him into a llama, stripping away all his power he had in the kingdom and rendering him useless.

In gravity falls and the emperor's New groove, Kuzco and Bill are incredibly selfish characters. They only live to serve themselves and do not care even the slightest about another person. They're also both.. incredibly flamboyant. Kuzco is definitely gay I'm so sorry, he literally looked at a line of the prettiest women in the kingdom and IMMEDIATELY said no to marrying all of them, but that's besides the point. The point is, they're very similar

In every billford fanfiction where Bill turns human and the entire plot of the emperor's New groove, both characters go through a journey of self growth as they try to go back to their original bodies, Stanford and Pacha teach Bill and Kuzco how to care for another person, and how their consequences have actions, and they eventually become a better person by the end.

But what about Yzma? And Kronk? Ha! I found a difference in the storie- Kryptos and (sometimes) Pyronica.

I'm not entirely sure why but for some reason I'm most of these fanfiction, Kryptos plays a MASSIVE role, usually becoming the new Bill cipher. I really have to ask.. why-? Why is Kryptos the new Bill cipher-? I mean, I get it, kind of, not entirely, but you have SO many other henchmaniacs.. and y'all chose Kryptos -? I mean, alright I guess-

But anyway, Kryptos is usually the new Bill cipher, and to fully claim his seat as the new leader, he feels he has to kill Bill (haha, reference).

Yzma, in the emperor's New groove, after Kuzco is turned into a Llama, she's ALSO trying to kill Kuzco, to fully claim her seat as the emperor of the unnamed kingdom

So uh, that was my thought process behind it.. I might add to it later, if I feel like it.

And to end, I will show you all the NEW CANON HUMAN BILL DESIGN

Totally definitely canon yup, mhm :)

I've made it! It's not too long because I wanted a specific vibe to it and I felt like if I added too many songs, I'll stray away from the feeling that I wanted it to have. It's very much a betrayal love kind of thing and has.. a lot of Muse in it (what can I say, I like muse)

It's also very much my music taste. I'll probably slowly add to it, and thank you to the people who recommended me some songs! It helped <3

Well, here it is!

I'm making a Billford playlist, but it has a specific feel to it of the toxicity of the relationship between Bill and Ford

Anyone got any song recommendations? I might not add all of them because the songs need to be to my taste in music, but I need it to be longer too. I'll share the playlist once I'm finished <3

OMGGGG MY TWO MAIN HYPERFIXATIONS PUT TOGETHER??? SCREAMING

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Poster I drew for a friend of mine.

Been a while, finally figured out how to draw Ford- 😭