This Is Possibly The First Time I've Actually Liked How I've Drawn Ford, Usually I Just Can't Get Him

While I do love my own human bill cipher, I know damn well that man DEFINITELY would look like Felix from bob's burgers

I'm going to make references to that in my fanfic, trust me, that fanfic is going to be the worst thing anyone has ever read. I do NOOOTTTT care about canon, if what I'm writing fits canon? Nice bonus, if not? Then that's hilarious

I'm only taking in bits of canon that I think would be hilarious to add, like bill's fear of 3D glasses! It's literally perfect

I mean, I'm not actively trying to go against canon, but I'm not actively trying to make everything super close to canon either

Please reblog likes do nothing (v v' )

To be cringe is to be free

Me x Radar

I LOVE Radar so much, we don't accept Radar slander around here, "he's so annoying! He's so annoying!" SHUT UP!! I can tell SOMEBODY doesn't let him ramble to his hearts content whenever the option comes up 🙄 couldn't be me, I press that "let him finish" or "..." and listen to his rambles till his hearts content

This took 11 hours and 38 minutes altogether

Idea goes so hard that I had to learn a whole different way of creating lighting

Seeing everyone else's art of romeo, then I stare at my own

Everyone else has made him look so cool, meanwhile I'm here basically just drawing white lanky guy in grey t-shirt LMFAO

I may need to do a little redesign

Ok so someone asked me to explain how billford fanfictions follow basically the same plot as the emperor's New groove

So here I am

Quick warning, I'm not great at explaining my thoughts, so I might repeat myself a little or not make complete sense in some areas. If this happens, please tell me and I'll correct it <3 (also I do not care enough to watch whatever other films or series there are of the emperor's New groove, Disney sequels suck so bad that I'm not putting myself through the misery of watching them just for whatever this is)

The emperor's New groove follows the story of a greedy, selfish Emperor named Kuzco and Pacha, the leader of his village in Emperor Kuzco's kingdom (which is unnamed)

Kuzco summons Pacha to the palace and tells him quite bluntly that he will be destroying his house on the hill to make room for Kuzco's summer home, his birthday present to himself. Does that sound familiar?

Well it should

The entire threat Bill poses in gravity falls is about how he wants to take over the world for his master party. Ruining earth to make room for his own entertainment.

"But birt!" I hear you saying, "gravity falls and the emperor's New groove have very different stories, how can they be similar?" And to that I say

FANFICTION.

I'm a disgrace to my family, and have read an ungodly amount of billford fanfiction to the point there's not a singular billford fanfic I haven't read on wattpad and physically HAD to move to AO3 for some more content. So let's just say, I've read a lot of them

Especially the ones where Bill turns human because I'm a sucker for any human Bill,

In those stories, it usually takes place after Bill has been defeated, and usually the axolotl brings him back to life as a human because of that backwards chant (prayer?? Idk what you'd call it) Bill made where he said something along the lines of "axolotl my time has come, uh, please save me, don't let me die, lol thx" something like that. Or, something like dipper brings him back or even that to defeat Bill, they had to trap him as a human, it really depends on the fanfic. But by some magical plot moment, Bill is human, he's back as a human and he usually does not have any of the powers that be had before, or he has a very limited amount of powers, not enough to destroy the world. He basically never has his full powers in them

In the emperor's New groove, in retaliation to Kuzco firing her, Yzma, with the help of Kronk, tries to poison Kuzco, but accidentally ends up turning him into a llama, stripping away all his power he had in the kingdom and rendering him useless.

In gravity falls and the emperor's New groove, Kuzco and Bill are incredibly selfish characters. They only live to serve themselves and do not care even the slightest about another person. They're also both.. incredibly flamboyant. Kuzco is definitely gay I'm so sorry, he literally looked at a line of the prettiest women in the kingdom and IMMEDIATELY said no to marrying all of them, but that's besides the point. The point is, they're very similar

In every billford fanfiction where Bill turns human and the entire plot of the emperor's New groove, both characters go through a journey of self growth as they try to go back to their original bodies, Stanford and Pacha teach Bill and Kuzco how to care for another person, and how their consequences have actions, and they eventually become a better person by the end.

But what about Yzma? And Kronk? Ha! I found a difference in the storie- Kryptos and (sometimes) Pyronica.

I'm not entirely sure why but for some reason I'm most of these fanfiction, Kryptos plays a MASSIVE role, usually becoming the new Bill cipher. I really have to ask.. why-? Why is Kryptos the new Bill cipher-? I mean, I get it, kind of, not entirely, but you have SO many other henchmaniacs.. and y'all chose Kryptos -? I mean, alright I guess-

But anyway, Kryptos is usually the new Bill cipher, and to fully claim his seat as the new leader, he feels he has to kill Bill (haha, reference).

Yzma, in the emperor's New groove, after Kuzco is turned into a Llama, she's ALSO trying to kill Kuzco, to fully claim her seat as the emperor of the unnamed kingdom

So uh, that was my thought process behind it.. I might add to it later, if I feel like it.

And to end, I will show you all the NEW CANON HUMAN BILL DESIGN

Totally definitely canon yup, mhm :)

I finished watching Hannibal today and..

SOBBING SCREAMING CRYING 😭😭😭😭😭😭

They're so cute, in my head Romeo is like a really clingy kitten to jesse

Also Romeo licking Jesse is canon, idc what canon says, to me it's canon

Chat I forgot Romeo's weird little beard I'm so sorry, I'm a fake fan

I have a story I've been thinking about for multiple years now, and I was wondering if people would be interested

It's a more darker story about this guy called Rylee, he is a meaningless person, and his life wouldn't amount to anything. He tries to kill himself but a demon named Anubis stops him, and prolongs his life for a week more, where he gets Rylee to commit a bunch of crimes, which results in him being shot in the eye by a local farmer. It doesn't kill him, but he ends up hanging himself after that with the assistance of Anubis. Anubis tries to take his soul, but fails, so Rylee ends up a demon on earth

Hell is too full so low-level sinners like Rylee remain on earth, forever hidden in the shadows, whilst the truly evil sinners are in hell.

The story is about Rylee surviving on earth, learning to go through life after death and him slowly making friends, all while trying to avoid Anubis, who is after his soul, something he believes he "deserves"

I've put a lot of thought into it :3 at the moment, it's called

Pzycho Killerz

(Pzycho Killerz)

Here's some concept stuff for it

Tw: dark imagery