i really want to write but i caannnnotttttt find time too, so have leftovers idk
honeymoon with stanley pines👀
a/n — Stanley Pines the man you are!
summary — SFW headcanons about the [gender neutral] reader on a honeymoon with Stan
──★ The photos from the zombie episode were chosen because things would escalate to stakes that high, even on a honeymoon.
──★ Well, maybe not that high, but I feel like things would go comically wrong.
──★ You run out of money, a bar fight starts, your taxi driver turns out to be robbing and bank and you’re involved in a car chase, you end up crashing another wedding, etc.
──★ The honeymoon is totally in Vegas, by the way.
──★ Stan tries so hard to make this a romantic trip for you, he’s honestly terrified of you leaving him.
──★ He’s hiring mariachi bands at restaurants you go to, and paying for your name to be written out in fireworks (they spelled it wrong but it’s the thought that counts.)
──★ And when anything goes wrong at all, he’s honestly really scared it’s gonna convince you to break it off with him.
──★ There’d have to be a lot of reassurance on your part that you are having a good time, and you love him.
“Look, I know i’m a lot to handle— And maybe this whole trip isn’t going as planned, and maybe—“
“Are you kidding? I’ve had a great time, Stan,” You smile genuinely.
He looked surprised, “No kidding?”
You laugh, “I always have a good time with you. I married you for a reason.”
──★ Imagine spoiling him as much as he spoils you.
──★ Like while he’s trying to write your name in fireworks, you’re on the black market trying to name a planet after him.
──★ Getting him breakfast in bed, and him being all surprised because like he didn’t ask you to do that.
“No shit, where am I? A hotel?” He’d jokes, faint blush rising.
“Motel,” You correct, “We couldn’t afford a hotel here. Hope this makes up for it!”
──★ I feel like the most romantic part of the honeymoon would be like the more insane parts.
──★ Like you two tied up in the back of a gangs hideout, and having to break free with a nail file.
rereading my own writing is just a constant fluctuation between "damn, girl, you wrote this? (affectionate)" and "damn, girl, you wrote this? (derogatory)"
Hello, dearest!
I... am seeing the vision for Sub!Bill 😩 and it's an actual crime that there's so little Sub!Bill fics!
Anywhooo, I am actually feral for Sub!Masochist!Bill. I want him getting off from the pain in unexpected ways. Choke him? Hot. Slap and punch him? Hot. Punch him in the stomach while you jack him off? Hot.
Do I wanna send in HCs for Sub!Masochist!Bill? Mayhaps 👀
Have a nice day!
No because I think sub!bill is such an interesting concept because it clashes with his personality so much, but it’s not entirely out of character either. His fascination with pain in the human body is such an indicator of masochistic behavior in bed if i was being fr then i’d say he probably would think sex was gross in general but let me have fun
Also… I’d kill for those masochist Bill headcanons… drop them in my inbox and my life is YOURS.
i will literally devour your inside job fics i'm not kidding AHHH if you do reagan my heart is yours
begging for reagan and brett requests and for very different reasons. Reagan can do whatever she wants to me and i’d love it, and Brett would let me do whatever I want to him. Guys send asks!!!
Do you see Gigi as a dom or sub? Switch? I genuinely cannot see her as anything but a dom but I’m curious of your thoughts
Dom, but vers. I could never see her like actually subbing, but I could see her bottoming. I think she would naturally just like giving the commands tho.
Reblog for sample size and also tell me why in the tags. I want violence. I want discourse. I want bloodshed
me. too.
I’m sorry.
But I want Rand Ridley
Can you do a billy loomis smut, where he kidnaps reader and fucks her?
no 💜
ooofff or actually stanford smut
fluff requests? 😁
What do you think Bill would do to purposely frustrate a powerful reader?
a/n — I got another request about how this would affect ‘subspace’ for Bill, so that’s happening later 😁
warnings — SFW, toxic relationships, manipulation
summary — Bill Cipher x Powerful!Reader headcanons
⃤ A reader that’s more powerful Bill is something i’ve rarely seen touched on, but it would absolutely make for an interesting dynamic.
⃤ I’m not the first person to say he’d feel some kind of competition with the reader, but there would be a kind of rivalry there, powers-wise.
⃤ He wouldn’t be insecure, per se, but he wouldn’t particularly love the idea that you’re better than him.
⃤ A more powerful reader would invoke a subtle sense of curiosity within him too; Why exactly are you more powerful, anyways? What can you do? How can he use it?
⃤ He’d definitely egg you on, ‘I bet you can’t do this’ etc, to see what you’re capable doing, and what powers you’re willing to ‘throw around.’
⃤ But when he’s trying to make you mad, there’s a multitude of things he can do. Being annoying is truly one of his specialties.
⃤ Obviously, nothing to far. He still needs you on his side.
⃤ But you’d be doing something important and all of a sudden, someone is repeatedly poking your cheek. “boop.”
⃤ If you have an important job in the multiverse, he might purposely setback your work, hide papers, move things around.
⃤ He’d start fights with other beings in your name, forcing you to confront them, and display exactly how mighty your power is.
⃤ And he does like watching you fight.
⃤ Obviously, majority of his efforts would be secretive, as he doesn’t particularly want you to end him.
⃤ But when you do lash out at him, he finds it.. exciting. He’s not normally at other peoples mercy, and sometimes, it’s a thrill.
⃤ Just as long as he can tame the beast.
⃤ Although, there is always the idea of the reader being the one pulling the strings, even if he doesn’t know it.