shout out to my sister who got banned from tinder for being a folding table
save me ibuprofen
i wish i was a cat so i could do this. this seems like such a great sensory experience
Where can one acquire this stapler
Characters with dad issues? Okay but consider: characters with son issues
Pleeease I think this could be really funny actually
ah yes character design is my passion *makes an eyesore of a character* his name is raine dawnsun and if asked i WILL provide more information
i dont even need this cat because im great at doing nothing but i might get her like tomorrow or smth
how much is she worth
The perfect kitty for all your procrastinating needs! The dastardly laptop sitter not a fan of getting any work done! Buy now for only $24.33!
a friend of mine ate over fifty mussels in the span of seven minutes and he didn't even know they were called mussels until mussel #39
Achievement Unlocked:
Hey stop hogging them, that's shellfish
the grind SUCKS i should be AT HOME watching 30-60 MINUTE VIDEO ESSAYS ON A NICHE TOPIC
"you are addicted to screens" no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there