Merry Crimmis Everyone

i thought this was my cat for a second

look at my creature (and tell her happy birthday)

good news: it is estimated that there are cats in the world

a friend of mine ate over fifty mussels in the span of seven minutes and he didn't even know they were called mussels until mussel #39

Achievement Unlocked:

Musselbound

Hey stop hogging them, that's shellfish

i love having mutuals i never talk to on here. dont worry king i can turn your zero note post into a one note post

projecting onto that oc is a full time job and ive never called in sick

@kittybroker is this thing really worth only $1.19?

Bluffton wunk

must have worked a full shift at the i dont wanna factory

check out this sleepy creature!

Waah! Sleepy creature avoiding responsibilities again? This highly relatable creature is a cat! ✓

Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

I threw it to the bottom of the ocean