Were You Following Me? No! No, No—I Was Just Behind The Tree.

my parents <3

how i imagine my guardian aliens watch me get through every month

it’s the way i went into watching ten percent from an ad on facebook and came out of it feeling extra gay because rebecca fox

my equivalent to going on a night out and dressing extremely hot is dressing very slutty at pride on saturday and summoning all the hot women (and bi/pan men - i see you babes xx)

i literally got dumped on the first day of pride month by a cishet guy. happy pride y’all.

sorry not sorry but the dilf of all dilfs is in fact bob belcher.

okay but, hear me out here, i actually had a relationship and it lasted and i wasn’t depressed

my toxic trait is that, i don't give up on people easily. you have to make me hate you to the point where i never wanna see you again in order for me to give up on you.

louise would be the aunt that would teach you curse words and to poke grandad bob’s love handles

louise would NOT be a mother. gene would however

guYS SO IM VISITING HOME RIGHT AND ON THE WAY WE DRIVE PAST A CAR AND AT A QUICK GLANCE LIKE SIDE PROGILE I SAW SOMEONE WHO LOOKED LIKE BOB WITH HIS FAVE JACKET LIKE 100% THOUGHT IT WAS HIM BUT IRL AND I SCREAMED AND WE MADE EYE CONTACT 😭

What we do in the shadows

Waiting for season 4🖤