I Have No Regrets And No Braincells

So, this will be a short one dad… uh, something to remember me by if things go South; if I don’t make it out of the Temple today. I’ve tried to be optimistic about all this, but I- I just can’t. I think spending all this time in Connor’s memories has made me anxious. I mean his story is painful in so many way. Still he never lost hope, even when his faith in others eroded.

I can only believe that we are doing is the right thing, that I can stop this disaster…I know this… I mean the technology is there, waiting for us to use it. I’m the first piece of the puzzle. Something in my genes, or my memories, some final piece of code to switch the whole thing on… that’s why I’m here. That’s why they’ve brought me here.

Only, um… I- I don’t know what I’ll have to give up in return. My sanity? My life? It’s impossible to say. I do know this… our battle with the Templars will not be over. Whatever is inside that temple is not an ending. It’s just another chapter in this- this endless story. And it’ll be your job… and mom’s, and- and Shaun’s and Rebecca’s to keep turning the pages.

You know I- I keeping thinking about something Orson Welles once said… something like If you… if you want a happy ending, it all depends on where you stop telling your story. So maybe… maybe that’s the answer. Maybe that’s how people keep marching forward.

If you something goes wrong in there, Dad… something happens to ME… when you tell my story years from now… please tell them the one about how I lost my way, and then I found it again, just in time to save the world. And- and- just… end it there. That will keep everyone smiling.

Goodbye Dad. Say hello to mom. Tell her I love her, okay? Tell her I- I love you both… I love you both.

Stiles:  *i’m pretty straight*

Stiles:  *sees Derek fixing camaro shirtless*

Stiles to Stiles:  "let the gay flow thru you”

Person B knowing they’re undoubtedly about to die within the next few seconds, likely from the gaping wound they’re bleeding out from. Instead of calling for help, they phone Person A and carry on a casual conversation as if nothing is wrong, making sure to mention how much they love them before their time runs out.

Me: I should study.

Brain: Look! Your favorite blogger wrote a 30k word post saying why your OTP is canon!

Me: What! Where?

Brain: Tumblr! Also, don’t forget to look up your OTP and read all the fanfiction you come across. And, make sure you see all of those juicy edits and crack videos. And when you’re done, go to Netflix and re-watch the series so you could never forget how amazing it is.

Me: But I need to-

Brain: Silence.

Triple Whammy

Charles: How was the mission, sir? Are your hands okay?

Haytham: Things became rather messy. Went well though.

Charles: Well you deserve a break sir. Here’s some sandwiches for lunch.

Haytham: Thank you, Charles.

Connor: Father…

Connor: Looks like a pile of dead bodies had been gathered at the docks.

Connor: No one has seen the murderer. But I saw you. I guess…

Connor: You could say you got caught red handed.

Connor: Owww.

Connor: You just gave me a…

Connor: Knuckle Sandwich.

Ziio: How could this happen… What are you doing?

Haytham: Lighting a bomb…

Ziio: HAYTHAM NO!

YES

honestly? I haven’t been the same since I saw these at 8.41am this good morning

Me: OMG ASSASSINS CREED 3 IS AMAZING CNOSNCKD

Me after finishing the game 24 hours later: lol Satan is that you?

Pure gold

My mom watched 'The road to el dorado' with me...

Mom: “So…why did you want to watch that movie with me so ba-”

*Tulio and Miguel enter the show*

Mom: “Ohhh… I get it. Because they are gay. Right?" 

“I dont remember them having food in the room.”