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Person: are you okay?

Me: yes

My brain:

The band of Russians

The squad has a sleepover

Inspired by this (x)

Holly shit

Do you ever get that feeling?

I feel like this a lot about my friends.

strong female characters in assassin’s creed

semi-strong female characters

characters that satisfy nun fetishes 

christmas at the Kenways

Edward: now Connor, what would you rather have; a bottle of gin or half a bottle of vodka?

Connor: I don’t- wait, half a bottle?

Edward: It was a long travel. 

Haytham: *walks in* Who wants some cooki- ARE YOU GIVING HIM ALCOHOL AGAIN?! FOR CHRIST’S SAKE FATHER,  HE’S 10!  

Edit:

optionally some years later:

Edward: Rum or brandy?

Connor: Charles Lee

Edward: uhm, okay… can I get him at the liquor store?

when i was a young man…