That FBI Guy Was So American He Thought Vanya Was Russian But No Russian In Their Right Mind Would Call

Okay but let's be honest

The only time I was on the Dursleys' side was at the beginning of the Goblet of Fire just because the Weasleys did not just decide to show up at the muggles' house IN THEIR FIREPLACE but they also BLEW THE WHOLE THING UP and were like: "Hi there very nice to meet you let me mutilate YOUR SON in addition to what has already happened well goodbye farewell kisses and etc."

Imagine being as xenophobic as the Dursleys and this happening to you. Won't you kind of be convinced in your bigotry? Because the FREAKING WIZARDS came with an EXPLOSIOn ruined your LIVING ROOM and also YOUR SON.

Let's forget our love for the Weasleys and our hate for the Dursleys and see who has the power of reason here.

P. S. And then this man starts pacing back and forth in your BLASTED living room and begins to talk to you about PLUGS

I have this kind of personality when I don't actually watch the show but am ready to die for the ships

people who discover gay soap operas never go back to western media

my silly little gay shows satisfy my need for queer stories with low stakes zero deaths and a lot of fucking

gmmtv the sponsor of my daily fix of gayness

the fact that RWRB came out the same week on only friends is so fuckin funny to me because people who only watch western media are really so desperate for queer content that ive seen people waxing poetic about so many (non) things meanwhile i'm out here SCREAMING at the top of my lungs because Mark Pakin violated privacy laws to put a sexy selfie onto a customer's phone and WON

"Being bisexual can mean that you have twice as much chances to find love, or twice as much chances to get your heart broken"

A very lonely bisexual

jesus christ a month after i posted this this exact fucking situation happened to me i swear to god

"You're bi? I'm bi too" [start making out], P'Jojo did it, he broke bisexuals down to their bare essentials

"Show them to me" was hotter than any sex scene you can't change my mind

People who put the tag #drwho on the posts about Good Omens

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME. PLEASE STOP

This is the post where I declare my love for "Whisper of the Heart"

It always inspires me to study and just the aesthetic in general is so calm and lovely and fresh and I drool over the animation also

Today is the day

The day a new episode of only friends comes out

The only thing that kept me afloat for the entire week

If I don't get some resolution to SandRay's fight I will drown my sorrows in soju

"Steve, your children are here"

- literally all the fans of Stranger things