"Bryce Wasn't A Liar" - Ani Achola

Ravenclaw: Yeah, I have this test tomorrow, but why study if you can just spend 13 hours learning how to play the mandoline

Same Ravenclaw the next day, having got an F for the test: Well, shit happens

Same Ravenclaw: *plucking the strings of a mandoline*

Do you ever watch a show that is soo fucking ludicrous just to know how NOT to write a script?

Mr. Collins : Marry me, Elizabeth!

Elizabeth : Dude no-

Mr. Collins : I will wait for your answer

Elizabeth : My answer is-

Mr. Collins : It is not uncommon for women to reject the man because they want them to try harder next time

Elizabeth : I LITERALLY JUST SAID NO-

Mr. Collins : I will ask you again later

Elizabeth : You don't need to I just said no (and call me a delicate female again I will bitch slap your whiny ass)

Mr. Collins : Oh, you're so charming I know your parents will accept

Elizabeth : *flips the table*

You can do that in your teens too

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

What if we unexpectedly kissed on the stage while performing King Lear before I confessed to the crime you'd committed and went to jail comparing our story to Romeo and Juliette?... Jk.. Unless?..

Hey universe I need SOMETHING ASAP

You know what I hate?

When people start freaking out because some people still ship Steve and Robin although she came out as a lesbian. Like, most of the same sex ships that are wildly popular are not canon and can't be because the characters are straight. And I understand why people freak out and get all dramatic, but that doesn’t erase the fact that it's not okay. People ship whatever they want and that's fiiiine.

People who put the tag #drwho on the posts about Good Omens

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME. PLEASE STOP

the heart killers; fadelstyle / obligatory 'it's rotten work.' edit with a twist

He stole it from Chen Yi FOR SURE

#important