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scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

Season 1, Episode 12

Gaoshun, in previous episodes: Master Jinshi is too attached to this toy.

Jinshi, after firing Maomao:

Gaoshun: I have very much misjudged this situation. I have to fix it or he's never going to get back to work.

Skk at 17 is so funny cause imagine you’re in the port mafia, about to go on a serious and dangerous mission, and your executives are two insane hormonal teenagers. Yeah one of them can make black holes and the other can inflict terrifying psychological damage on people but then Chuuya is giving a big scary speech and his voice cracks and Dazai fucking loses it.

"average casino owner commits one act of terrorism a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average casino owner commits 0 acts of terrorism per year. Sigma, who lives in sky & commits over 10,000 acts of international terrorism each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

@dimension20official Burrow's End Fan Art, Inspired by HBO's Chernobyl series

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

Hope for the democratic party?

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna