Bastard-in-armor - Not Your Boyfriend (I'm A Woman)

Reblog if you would date a robot. I'm not a robot I'm just asking for a friend. I have skin.

really like. for all that the clone wars are a cool concept and an extremely consequential thing that happened in the galaxy, there’s a reason the movies skip right over them. bc it doesn’t matter how many planets anakin & the gang battled separatists on. it doesn’t matter what cool stuff obi wan got up to. it doesn’t matter how close the jedi got to winning/losing the war, it matters that they went to war at all. it matters that a benevolent organization of peaceful monks abandoned 1000 years of prosperity to die for no reason. that was the story george lucas wanted to tell. bc for however confused his politics could get, he came of age aware his country was fighting an evil & pointless war. so he made movies not about good guys that almost won, but about people making weak and foolish choices in the name of patriotism. that is the whole point . that is the prequel trilogy’s most salient and biting commentary. i’m sorry your action figures died but they were doomed by the narrative for being neoliberal. ok.

how do you live?

No I will not be giving you the chip, Mr. House.

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going to work 😌

average detransitioner on the internet: instead of giving in to my gender dysphoria I found God ❤️ thank you lord for my heterosexual spouse who will guilt trip me into staying the gender assigned to me at birth. remember transies it's more delusional to be trans than to believe in god and noah's ark unironically 🤗 I hope all of you choose to suffer like me 😇

Benny wasn’t actually caught by the legion because he didn’t put on a helmet, it’s because he laughed at the name of Caesar’s very great friend in Rome

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Sometimes I say something stupid to people and I just want to go, "DISREGARD PREVIOUS COMMUNICATION" so we can just move on instead of me quickly trying to come up with an innocuous explanation for what I just said that doesn't make me sound insane or like I just made a massive social blunder

HIGH ON STANDARDS LOW ON SKILL. CREATIVE PROCESS MAKE YOU ILL