Ok so I saw this uncrustables add on Pinterest and I have to wonder...
Does that mean if you cut them up do they just clone? Like could you build a peanut butter and jelly crumb army out of tortured sandwiches?
How far does it go?
Who's the original? The crust? The uncrust? Does the original die and those two are the result?
Do they not feel pain?
Do they not feel the missing part of them like a phantom limb.
Do they miss what they once were do they feel horror at what they are? What they've become?
Which one feels that they have been given a merciful end? The uncrust which has been deemed useful condemned a tortured end as they are consumed by their creators but the pain of what they are missing will never truly hit them or the crust which has been discarded and deemed as worthless by their creators but able to live to an old age knowing that a part of them that they can never get back is missing and dead.
I kinda figured out crochet! I don't really know what I'm doing but I successfully made three rows so it's not bad.
Update: How the heck do the ends work?
I want to join Arthur Lester's body parts community thing and I made a blog for it but it's a side blog and when I tried to join it said bananafrog instead of his missing pinky and I'm not sure if that's allowed. Also I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do if I do join.
If you light someone on fire is it arson or manslaughter?
Trying to get all my world building ideas down on paper is hard. my head hurts. They're all in there it's just the act of putting them down on the page that's hard cuz I'm like it's really simple there's not that much to put down. Then a little while later I look back up and I've written three pages of world building notes and I'm still not even close to done.
Why do I have to voice act just to talk to people? What do you mean 'it's fine' has negative connotations? And why the fudge did my phone just offer me a crying cyclops emoji?
What even is this?
WHAT EVEN IS THIS?
WHY IS THIS A THING?
WHO MADE THIS?
WHAT?!
Looks vaguely threatening. It looks like it's either going to murder you in your sleep or in broad daylight in public.
You know what? English isn't a real language I'm making up a word and assigning a meaning to it.
Braniel
Bran-ē-él
Noun
Copper eater.
You're a braniel David.
Branieling
Bran-ē-él-ing
Verb
The act of eating copper.
Seriously David why are you branieling pennies don't taste good.
There now it's a real word.
The walls in my room are breathing.