If You Drop An Octopus From Say Airplane Height Does It Go Splat Or Will It Be Just Fine?

Why do I have to voice act just to talk to people? What do you mean 'it's fine' has negative connotations? And why the fudge did my phone just offer me a crying cyclops emoji?

What even is this?

WHAT EVEN IS THIS?

WHY IS THIS A THING?

WHO MADE THIS?

WHAT?!

Spoilers for Malevolent Parts 8-12

What the actual f**k were these last episodes? This dude had a child who is most definitely dead. John's losing it. Arthur's losing it. John's a fragment of some yellow dude??? These two have almost died like ten times in the past three episodes. Worms part two electric boogaloo. Man you have to wonder what the cop dude was thinking right before he got shot like three seconds after Arthur warned him. Arthur has committed another murder. Also what's up with the yellow dude and old women? Is john afraid of old women? He's usually so good at descriptions but the second he sees an old woman he just defaults to 'her skin is sagging' like that's not a normal thing with old people. Also these two need to talk and make better decisions; Arthurs at the hotel and he's like hey this kinda sucks I want to leave and john basically calls him a wimp and Arthur's like well I can't take this lying down and then fails to impersonate a cultist not once but TWICE!!! Then when John realizes that this is a bad idea and wants to back out Arthur just goes on right ahead because he started this thing and now he has to finish it. These guys are idiots. I can't wait to listen to the second season.

You know what? English isn't a real language I'm making up a word and assigning a meaning to it.

Braniel

Bran-ē-él

Noun

Copper eater.

You're a braniel David.

Branieling

Bran-ē-él-ing

Verb

The act of eating copper.

Seriously David why are you branieling pennies don't taste good.

There now it's a real word.

I just tried to wipe my shadow off my paper like how you wipe eraser bits off your paper

The red banquet was actually really funny when you think about it. Cuz it was just like ah but we have our own surprise.

Eggpire: we're going to kill you

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have weapons in this here chest

Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise we have a traitor on our side

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have bombs

Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise the egg is resistant to bombs

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we can smite the egg with lighting

Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise the egg is to powerful for your puny lighting and we're executing you

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have the three most powerful people on the server on our side and an angry sheep lady

Eggpire: well sh*t.

Meanwhile Ranboo watching this whole thing from the rafters: *insert random endermen sounds that probably mean something*

The walls in my room are breathing.

Do you ever just wake up gasping for air because you were having a dream where you in a swimming pool underwater and since you obviously can't breathe underwater you hold your breath in the dream and then accidentally suffocate yourself in real life.

What's the singular for scissors?

Cuz it's like. I have scissors, there's scissors over there, I need a pair of scissors, can you get me the bucket of scissors etc.

Is it scissor, scissy-... Wait... Hold on... Oh.

Ex: can you get me the scissor bucket.

Nevermind. I'm just stupid.

The one piece is in the west blue on an island named something like dusk island either that or that's where the story ends.

Proof under the cut

1. Luffy's story starts on dawn Island in the east blue

2. The sun is a very prevalent thing in the one piece story

3. Dawn is the beginning of the day, it's when the sun rises

4. The sun rises in the East (East blue)

That's my current proof so far

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Here's some extra stuff of note

1. Something is up with dawn Island why are the animals and people coming out of there so weird?

To be updated

2. Void century = night???

3. Sea stone repels sea kings and takes out devil fruit powers. (Connected?)

Technically speaking humans and avocados have a symbiotic relationship