Choosing To Believe That Rapunzel Didn’t Check On Varian Because She Got Hit By The Bad Writing Curse

choosing to believe that rapunzel didn’t check on varian because she got hit by the Bad Writing Curse that left her suspended translucently in the air for the three to five months that passed. she was just ghostly and floating in a comatose state with the words BAD WRITING CURSE printed in times new roman font down the length of her body. and then the three to five months were up and she was suddenly rejuvenated. and nobody else checked on him because they were all so worried about her. and then varian learns of the curse and asks “is that what made me make the ‘sweep you off your feet’ joke?” and everybody says some variation of “no, that was just you being a cringey teenager.” and he goes “dang it” and kicks one of his prison bars.

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GRAVITY FALLS MY NEVER DEAD HIPERFIXATION AND VARIAN COMBINED? im dead

1 month ago

Tell me a soft memory

1 month ago

imagine if NWHS actually hinted at ford being about to kill bill cipher.

like, we see this silhouette in the nightmare realm aiming a massive gun at the demon, see bill's one eye widen in the first fear he's felt in millennia, see the entire realm shaking before the figure leaps through the portal and stores his gun on his back again. then this mysterious man puts his hand on the journal and it fits

imagine how hype that would have been.


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1 month ago
I Think They Could Be Friends….

I think they could be friends….

2 weeks ago

they all secretly believe they’re the leader, and they’re all wrong.

but most of them listen to varian because it’s like he owns the house they’re having the sleepover at. they do it to give him the illusion of control.

The fact that VARIAN is the leader of Team Radical is so fucking funny to me. You know that clip of The Rock’s character in Jumanji giving some super serious leader talk and then turning around to go “don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t”? That’s Varian

1 month ago

Black Deaf History

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1 month ago

so weird when your brain just switches hyperfixations for a second. one moment you look at blorbo and are incandescent with joy. then you pick up other blorbo and the first doesn’t look so shiny. and then you are a monster.


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1 month ago
Comic with simple digital drawings.
Text: Sometimes I wonder if growing up for people is like this:
Panel 1: Kid pointing at a row of brightly coloured shapes.
Panel 2: The kid smiling with two of the shapes stuck to their body.
Text: But for me it was more like this:
Panel 3: Kid in a dark box with spikes inside.
Panel 4: The kid growing and ending up with indents in them the shape of the spikes.
Panel 5: The box unfolds and opens on the ground. Pim stands up and looks down at their body with spiked indents.
Text: Maybe missing out is a little lonely.
Pim standing in a line-up of people where on either side everyone else has different colourful shapes on them.
Panel 1-2: Pim looking down and noticing something.
Text: But that's okay.
Panel 3: Pim smiling and crouching to pick up a colourful shape on the ground. Other people milling around covered in shapes and picking up new ones. They also have some differently shaped indents.
Text: There's still time.
Watermark: @yeehawpim

I can be shaped by more than the things that hurt me

1 month ago

ADD is quite the mental illness to have, because you could simply get into gravity falls as a show. you could merely watch the episodes and have a favorite character.

or you could be consumed by it to the extent that you map out 24 years of ford’s portal adventures, arrange those 24 years into 74 planned-out chapters of a fanfic, and get to work.


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1 month ago

“actually, despite all their actions that prove who they are, Lying Liar McFalsehoods said this to Gullible von Naïveté, and Gullible von Naïveté believed them, so your take is bad” is a statement i read way too often on here.


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