Ballister to Ambrosius, both of which are at a club, sitting at the bar: Babe, I'll be right back, got to use the restroom.
Ambrosius, hearing him sit down next to him again: I love you.
The guy who sat down next to him, in an American voice that obviously isn't Ballister's: I'm not gay.
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Ballister: Amby, it's okay.
Ambrosius, sobbing uncontrollablly: I'M SO SORRY, BAL. I DIDN'T KNOWWWWWWW.
Ambrosius: I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two people in my entire life: Ballister and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Ballister .
The animatronics aren't the only thing that get quirky at night.
The funny thing about glamrock fronnie is that, like, how did that even happen canonically?
Did fazbear entertainment say "we need gay rep to sell our shit to the queers" cause you know damn well right wing Christian nuclear family types would absolutely call the sentient robots devils or something; so they programmed the rabbit and bear to be into each other.
Or did the two fall in love naturally, cause of the whole literally teaching the endos how to think and corporate said "we can make this work"?
Does the people running the damn company even know their robots can fall in love?
Forget killer robots and brainwashing, I want scott to write a book on the intricacies of "robot dating S.O.P."
Omggg yessssss please. Imagine stolas joining him like please spit on her
I'm anticipating Blitz beating up Stella more than I'm anticipating the stolitz duet
Please tell me this is real
hazbin hotel character twitters
Reblog if you are also not a straight people.
Oh? How many are we talking per week? What are the percentages? Is there a theme other than bombing synagouges mid-services?
Because I'm only seeing other Jews posting about this, non-Jews I need you to be aware that for the past month or two there has been a wave of bomb threats and swattings at synagogues all across the US. They usually do it when services are being livestreamed. I haven't seen a single non-Jew talking about this. High holidays are coming up in a few weeks, which is when most attacks happen against our communities. We're worried, and we need people to know what's happening to us.
bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
1. I have 18 squishmallows
2. My peak Dead By Daylight rank is Iridescent 3.
3. I've traveled to England, Sweden, Norway, Bergen, Rome, Paris, and Romania.
2 truths and a lie.
Always
Keith, He/Him, Gay-Cis. Huskerdust mainly but also other hellaverse stuff sometimes.
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