No Thats Not The Point, But I Dont Wanna Fight You On This.

The Hazbin Hotel Valentine cards are WILD!

Irregular sexuality = Irregular affection

Gay people can never just say "I love you" it's always shit like "Rescuing me makes him so happy" or "I guess you have changed" or "We could talk, or watch a movie, or maybe cuddle?", or "The Hero and the Warrior were like the Sun and the Moon"

I would die for him, you don’t understand

Bruh I had a dream Anthony's name was actually Hank😭

Was listening to Loser, Baby when I saw this.

maybe they kinda cute together idk

Update: my stomach has decided to start a revolution wondering why I would commit atrocities against my digestive system.

I mixed sparkling water with orange juice and I'm not sure whether I like it.

*AND IIIIIIIIIIIIII*

JUMP!

Here have some knowledge:

You can put legos and board games in the fridge

No one's forcing you to put milk in your cereal every time. You can put soda, juice, water, gatorade, coffee, and other such liquids.

It's legal in some state(s) to cannibalize. How you get the meat is usually illegal. But the eating isn't.

You can likely stab your ceiling with a knife.

The average human can stare into a mirror for 10 minutes before experiencing some weird stuff.

I thought you were like... 17 or something. Goddamn, is your vhs tape of Jurassic park a live tape?

REBLOG if you are old enough to remember what a VCR is.

I can’t get over how Blitz is holding Stolas. 😭 He’s so protective. It’s instinctual at this point; just refusing to let go of his bird.

Bonus:

I love how Blitz takes the whole brunt of the landing, making sure Stolas doesn’t touch the ground and get hurt. Such a gentleman, a knight protecting his prince. 👏👌🙏