i so intensely crave this
someone needs to write a restaurant au where yn is a waitress and kyotani is a line cook
@dearru you and shoyo coming to babysit me and samus kid core bc atsumu can do shit
osamu raised a brow. stared. sucked in a breath. then scowled at the thing crawling to him. shook his head and said, "i wanna blood test."
"what?" you gasp, coming out of the bedroom and joining your husband in the living room.
"ya heard me. i mean, just look at him!" osamu picks it up and turns the baby towards you. "looks nothing like me."
"babe-"
"he looks like atsumu. don' look nothing like me is all 'm saying. ain't that suspicious?"
you can't help but playfully role your eyes. "'samu, he's our child." you say, pausing to look at the one year old child in your husband's arm before saying, "we planned this remember? you and me and no one else."
osamu hums and turns his baby boy back to face him, who stares back at him with those big eyes, and the restaurant owner has to try so hard not to break face. "still. been noticing how much he's been looking more like tsumu than me. i mean, can you really believe he looks like him?"
osamu jerks his head towards his twin, who's in the kitchen.
atsumu catches his brother's eyes and smiles at him, completely oblivious to the conversation. osamu feigns a quick smile back before returning his attention to you, who is now standing next to him.
"you didn't sleep with him did you?"
"of course not." you look at atsumu too, the both of you watching as he struggles to prepare a simple snack for your son. "you really think i'd sleep with him? he wasn't even first on the list for being the godfather."
osamu raised a brow at you and sets his child down and watches him crawl towards you. "says the one who wanted sakusa to be."
"i... well-" you stutter out. "well i thought he'd be a good one... at the time."
he laughs as he pulls you in for a side hug, kissing the crown of your head. you both silently watch atsumu again as he moves mindlessly around the kitchen frantically. "why did we agree for him to babysit tonight?"
you elbow your lover. "because he offered to so that we can go out tonight. and," you add quickly, "because he hasn't seen our son since the league started; i think it'd be great bonding time now that the season is over."
"trust me, the only thing he's good at is volleyball and that's it. his brain doesn't have the capacity for anything else."
"i heard that!" atsumu yells from the kitchen, accidentally spilling some of the snacks all over the floor. upon hearing the noise, your son eagerly starts making his way there.
osamu rolls his eyes. "yea yea." your husband sends you a look and you're already making your way to your phone.
"already on it," you peck his cheek before getting your phone to find hinata's number in the contacts.
"so glad we chose him as the godfather," your husband grumbles under his breath, following his son's excited babbles into the kitchen.
let me hop on the train
tomorrow is katsukis birthday im cooking something up
@sirhamburrger
i’m trying to figure out which one of my selfships gives this
call me a brazilboo with how bad i want to go to brazil.
me with rin and oliver
self shipping angst is sooo funny. yeah this is my favorite character and romantic partner i love them with my entire heart. im going to make sure i almost die in front of them
me n samu are so j.coles love songs..
Sorry for the cropping I just gave up LOL but here have some toji folks
i’m going to bed please leave a baddie selfship questions on pomeloblush 😞🙏🏻